djingo unchained

saw a really cute grandma today at work who dressed like a mature lolita uwu

near one year update on my mexican snowballs

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking. Blue listens intently as Green goes on talking as he talks, leading the way. Green: Once we get home, I'll read a book, weave two baskets, re-arrange the pantry, learn esperanto- Blue interrupts Green, who turns to listen. Blue: That's quite a list. Are you sure you're being completely realistic? Green takes a momentary pause from being cartoonish, being now depicted as a painstakingly detailed and shaded painting of a fox, with fur texture, whiskers and all. Extremely realistic Green: Of course. Returning back to normal, Green keeps walking. Blue follows, looking at Green with suspicion. Blue: How long did it take you to draw that gag? Green: A lot longer than I am willing to admit.

last repost is me @ all the spiders in my building. what are they doing there? at least pay rent

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are looking up at the same spot in the ceiling. Green: Do we have a dead moth on the ceiling? Blue: No. It's alive. Green turns to look at Blue, whose eyes are still on the moth. Green: It's what? Blue: It sits in a different spot every morning. Both of the foxes return to looking up at the moth. Green: Should we do something about it? Now Blue turns to look at Green, who keeps staring at the moth. Blue: Make it pay rent? Green: I think it flinched.

october is great. mooncakes, pumpkin spice, and halloween candy. happy mid autumn festival.

"gaijin are kicking the deer in nara" is the japanese version of "they're eating the cats and dogs"

i know skinny people have it easier in society, but stop telling me to "eat more."

menacing roof top birds

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting in front of a whiteboard, where Green has crudely illustrated a hole, a table at the bottom of the hole, and two foxes sitting on the opposite ends of the table. Holding a pointing stick, Green taps at the board, as Blue listens attentively. Green: We dig a hole, and then set up our game table there. Blue: Right. Having drawn a cover over the hole, Green taps at the addition. Green: Then we cover the top and wait for an unsuspecting victim. Blue: Huh. Green taps at the whiteboard again, pointing at the most recent addition to the drawing: A startled third fox falling through the cover at the top. Green: Eventually someone will fall through. Blue: I see. Last, Green's illustration looks the same as it did in the first panel, save that there are now three foxes sitting at the table. Blue turns to look at Green with suspicion. Green: And they'll have no choice but to play with us. Blue: Are you sure this would work?

my medical license renewal fee is going up a whole 30%. even paperwork is affected by inflation apparently.

i didn't ask for my birthday off work because i had plans or go out to party. i asked for my birthday off work because being around your coworkers telling you happy birthday all day is too awkward

UNITED KINGDOM GERMANY LITHUANIA LIECHTENSTEIN FRANCE ESTONIA NETHERLANDS ITALY POLAND CZECH REPUBLIC SLOVENIA SWITZERLAND BOSNIA & AUSTRIA THAILAND: HERZEGOVINA NORWAY SINGAPORE GREECE SWEDEN SOUTH KOREA SPAIN DENMARK INDIA ANDORRA BELGIUM AUSTRALIA PORTUGAL FINLAND JAPAN MALTA LATVIA NEW ZEALAND PACKAGE CARRIERS SUSPENDING SHIPMENTS TO U.S. 00 THEPRICE YOl PAys SOME MAIL CARRIERS STOP SHIPMENTS TO U.S.

Check this shit out motherfucker

*embargoes own country*

i think my family has black thumbs because i was only gone for three days and one of my flowers already bent over like it's dead

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green with enthusiasm, which Green reciprocates. Blue: Cuddles! Green: Cuddles! Blue wraps himself around Green, coiled up like a snake, his eyes contently closed. Green seems surprised. Green: Ough, you're really warm. Blue: Yep. Blue makes no effort to let go of Green, who is starting to look frustrated. Green: I'm sweating. Blue: I noticed. Green frowns, while Blue grips him tighter. Green: Release me. Blue: No. Suffer.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green sits by himself in front of his computer, frowning in mildly annoyed disappointment. His thoughts hover above his head as narration. Green, in thought: They say "nobody else is in charge of your online experience. Nobody's breaking into your home to show you things that make you mad." Of course not. Green remains unmoving, his expression unchangeing, as Blue appears on the scene. Blue is frowning at his phone, tilting the screen towards Green, who is adamantly not even glancing towards the phone. Blue: Look at this stupid thing people are arguing about. Green, still in silent narration: He lives here.

i still have the highlighter balm if anybody wants

you know shit is fucked up when there's a thread on r/animenyc asking if there could be a potential ice raid at the con

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is rosy pink, the other is a peach-colour baby. Rose is looking at Peach gently, while baby Peach looks back at her with full toddler defiance. Rose: Okay sweetie, could you please get in the car for me? Peach: No. Looking sick of the situation, Rose begins to forcibly drag Peach into the car as gently as she can, while Peach fights back, dragging on the ground. Rose: Can you please not act like you are getting kidnapped. Peach: This is an insult to my autonomy! Meanwhile, Blue and Green are sitting in Blue's car, watching the situation. Rose, off-panel: There are people waiting for this parking spot. Peach, also out of view: Death before dishonour! Blue: We should just find another spot. Green: No, I want to see who wins.

i bought octopath 2 on release day and still haven't played it because my joycon is drifting 😭

prithee, what is wrong? thou hast not touched thy can of chiikawa ocean bomb honey pomelo sparkling water

i am getting OLD. my hair texture is no longer silky smooth and i'm getting a lot of white (not even gray!) hairs. not too worried about the white hair part because i plan to dye it grayish when it gets too much.

my sister tried scrapbooking a journal and it lasted 2 weeks lmao

this is a tag from 2016 so yeah!! almost 10 years ago 😭

do you remember when the exchange rate was 1:100? 💀

Cosplayers portraying the demon woman characters Scanty and Kneesocks stepping out of a limousine while evangelical protesters hold signs in the background

now that panty and stocking is back on the air it's time to once again share the hardest cosplay photo i've ever seen

i found two of these things in my apartment the other night. they are going WILD this year

I was challenged to make a short comic based on a single prompt: magic. this was the result

(1/5) #comics

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is sitting in a tree, wrapped around the trunk, while Blue is sitting on the ground at the bottom, looking up. Blue: What are you doing? Green: A whim overtook me. Blue: Are you having fun? Green: I was. The novelty has pretty much worn off now. Blue: Are you stuck? Green: Yes.

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