Astrid Jorgensen

and I don't like it! I don't like anything, anything, anything, ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ, ᵃⁿʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ

I didn't realise my one hit wonder Australiana song knowledge was so incredible, but.... what about The Sunscreen Song by Baz Luhrmann? This nation needs to get it TF together.

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Where was Pauline Pantsdown? We need a good hard look at ourselves.

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Stop Calling Me by Shakaya was ROBBED.

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YouTube video by MrCdsingle Sister 2 Sister - Sister

youtu.be/0fqMHnszhxE?...

Everybody is talking about it

Right. This leaves ONLY
Sister by Sister2Sister
????

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Alt guesses:

2. Poison - Bardot
1. All Seats Taken - Bec Cartwright?

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Ok re-evaluted.

2. Lady bump - Kath & Kim
1. Whatever Will Be - Tammin Sursok

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Is she gonna get there?!?!?

The Bum Dance by Sarah-Maree!??!?!!

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It's gonna be Jackie by Joanne isn't it

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So nice to have an online villain of the day! The Coldplay affair and all the memes feel like the internet of old 🫶

Nvm i have 58 followers and i am following 59 people. Hi, it's my first day on the internet 👋

A pink background with a bright green book in the centre. The title, also in pink says "Average At Best". By pub Choir's Astrid Jorgensen. There's a quote from Trent Dalton that reads "this is pure book gold from a glistening national treasure"

Dropping by to let my 59 followers know that I've written a book. None of you asked for it! But if, like me, you enjoy stories of people shitting themselves on important days, or almost becoming nuns, you will enjoy this! Out on Sept 30 through Simon & Schuster. I'm a bit proud 😭

Nightmare blunt rotation

a man in a blue shirt is sitting in a car and says just waiting for a mate . ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting in a car and says just waiting for a mate .

James McGrath waiting for prepolls #auspol #ausvotes

It is not lost on me that Dutton is at his most likeable when walking away. Bye!

Love that they've given up on asking James McGrath anything. I guess he's out tallying the prepoll votes. #auspol #ausvotes

Stop slinging the mud!!!!
- Jacinta Price, probably

Jacinta brought to you tonight by Big Mud Slinging #auspol #ausvotes

The year is 2137.

The whole of Tasmania is a single megalopolis -- somehow without trains.

Queensland hosts an underwater burlesque show stretching from Cairns to Chermside.

And James McGrath is still telling panelists to wait for the full vote count.

Lucky he's so ready to soul search

As Turnbull said, if Dutton is the answer what was the question.

💦💦💦 hook it to my veins

You are now the Prime Minister with this winning joke. Sorry, don't make the rules!

Looks like Queensland and the Coalition are about to get some post-Dutts clarity 😎

Y'all. Smiling this big tonight. #auspol #ausvotes

Antony's little feet kicking and dancing as he talks excitedly about the numbers - we will miss you, election king!!! #ausvotes #auspol

SEARCH THAT SOUL BABYYYYYY. LET US KNOW WHEN YOU FIND IT #Ausvotes

Oh ok, so now i know that Antony Green saying that Labor is ahead in 15 coalition seats is my kink #auspol #ausvotes

Massive twat James McGrath bleating about ‘the greens stealing signs’ when…