I am constantly thinking about individual plays that should have not gone in our favor and having my mind blown. Baseball gods giveth and taketh away

c-c-c-cocaine

The fix is in Eric

Yorgos prime minister of Vichy Hollywood

I ate lunch before heading over but don’t think it’s gonna get me to 930 🫠

I live in LA so am headed there now. Gonna be a long day lol

Fuckin St Vincent was in the choir

I got to see them live when they were at their peak, was a wild time

Love this for you

Didn’t expect americas most wholesome Mormon political writer would become a degenerate sports gambler

Musk doing a fucking hitler salute is fine but this is bad. Sure, ok.

Is this the one with the 31k deductible

Half the characters in the original willy wonka movie

Pedantry alert: isn’t this graft

Thank you for sharing this

Boss hog

Reading Crosby had eight surgeries in seven years had me like 🤔

He can join hands with Ahmed Chalabi American viceroy of Iraq - oh wait shit

Surely he’ll be welcomed as a liberator

We’re looking into mini panthers very strongly

Hardest working tape in America

Lmao

“He didn’t take the time to lie us into this war”

9/11 was the first week of my first job as a real adult after graduating college in June

When you have a chance to chain yourself to an administration with a 35% approval rating you have to take it

I decided to never bet against Lord and Miller a long time ago

Is it good that nettles is my most listened to song of 2026

My first response to this is what the fuck is Susan Rice doing on the board of Netflix

You can see a couple of them are in the photo!

My new work laptop only has usb c ports and I’m losing my mind because all my flash drives are not usb c, neither is anything else that I have that’s usb related 🫠