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We have to make it cool to be poor again. When was young, we wanted to kill the rich.

My favorite thing to do when I had Facebook was joining random townie groups and asking them why they all drive like absolute dogshit. 😌

The White House has never needed a ballroom. The historic East Wing is currently being demolished by a bunch of schmucks and $250 million of [checks notes] "privately funded" dollars built it.

Your tax dollars paid for that chimpanzee's long term cozy renovation. If you're not furious...

100% tax payer funded too.

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Tiktok Moms: GUYS. I found all this thrown out wooden furniture that I can upcycle! Let's bring it in! The kids will LOVE it! Take this journey with me~♡

The bedbugs living in the wood grain that destroyed the lives of the previous owners: Hell yeah

You ain't whistling dixie

"I enjoy drunk driving and even though I hit someone, I sped off and was never caught. I feel so bad though. 😔"

ChatGPT: This is so brave. Drunk driving isn't just brave - it's genuinely human. Not everyone can do what you do, and that is something you should embrace, not apologize for.

Say what you want about France, but they know how to revolt.

Who me? Yes you! Calling of Saint Matthew 1599 from the church of San Luigi dei Francesi in Rome. By the great Caravaggio, whose day is today.

After three $1 margaritas at Applebee's

All wearing masks too.

Funny they were anti-mask and "couldn't breathe" during Covid. They have no trouble now.

Fucking worthless pigs.

I didn't understand in the 90's why girls who had darker blonde hair called it "dirty dish water" as the official name.

My eye and hair color are shit brown but I don't coin in on that.

Jfc

"I would have done THIS if I was living during that time!"

What you're doing now? That's what you'd be doing in that time. Exactly what you're doing now.

No. :-)

Put one of these in your cock trap and get the fuck off BlueSky, Edith.
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On top of that, people who wear cowboy hats indoors have never been around a farm animal in their life.

"The truth, facts and evidence PROVES Trump is innocent."

[posts shitty cellphone photo of own post and a Microsoft Word typed list]

Who the fuck are you kidding? Nobody here with literacy and an education believes your bullshit, Gravy Seal.

The diesel truck revving micro dicks are out in full force today.

Normally I'm annoyed they exist polluting the public, but I find great solace knowing they pay ×3 more in filling their tank up. Stay poor, cunt shits. 🫡

Also from a Republican Christian family. What an absolute shocker.

Trump Republicans are not Christians.

Using religion to defend killing those who do not look like you, worship like you, or live a lifestyle you deem unacceptable, isn't what Jesus teaches in the Bible.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

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And he was, indeed, proven wrong.

GOP: “ladies we have the right to legislate what you do with your own bodies”

ALSO GOP: “…except when it comes to vaccines because we’re the party of personal choice you see”

GIVE YOURSELF TIME The chrysalis > butterfly > bug zapper continuum

Cool 3D World on YouTube. You're welcome.

"You know they say 'if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all?'"

"Yeah?"

"........"

I don't know what kind of treat you're holding but that looks incredible

I am so sick of walking into barber shops needing a haircut and waiting because there's always that one old man in the chair with 3 hairs on his head who somehow turns it into a 45+ minute job.

Is this a Renaissance painting