Words of Brisdom 🇺🇸🔥🏴‍☠️🌞⛱️ 🏒

I wish everyone would just stop giving her so much attention. Why is it so hard to just ignore this vapid trunt?
She should thank you for amplifying her voice and reach. 🙄

As sad as this situation is, I can't imagine being someone whose family member is missing and watching how much coverage this is getting. I'm pretty sure that she's not the only missing person in America.

IF I TRY TO SCARE CANADA INTO THINKING THAT CHINA WILL "TAKE AWAY" THEIR HOCKEY AND THE STANLEY "CUP", THEY'LL IMMEDIATELY BEG MY FORGIVENESS!
THEY KNOW THAT THEY'VE GOT TO PAY YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT (ME) IF THEY WANT TO OPEN THAT BRIDGE!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Is this his admission that the president sent FBI agents into the crowd to agitate and become violent?
Arrest that president immediately! 😂

"Look, I wasn't hired because I was capable of doing this job. It was some insurance against me talking when the shit hit the fan!"

Ha! Great minds think alike. 😂

If it's any consolation for the racist Deplorables who forced themselves to watch BB, had they watched the Incest Fest, they wouldn't have understood a single word that kid rock lip synced so horrendously.

To be fair, Huskies are definitely the cats of the dog family.
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"...so I said, rectum? Damn near killed him!"

"Oh, Mr President, sir! You have the best jokes!"

maga: She's a lesbian?!? She doesn't sound like she's from Beirut!

Let me guess. A staffer erroneously posted the first ones?

Oh, man! I made sauce yesterday. Could have been a great collab! 😂

Jesus H Christ! Who keeps opening up her coffin and giving her internet access?

It's hilarious that so many of The Deplorables decided to skip the Incest Fest so they could be pissed off about watching something that they knew they were going to hate. 😂

Gee, it's too bad he was forced to watch it. 🙄

"KEEP YOUR POLITICS OUT OF YOUR MUSIC!!!"

Also maga: "TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN, LIBT*RD!!!"

The GOP can only afford to buy just so many tickets. It's hilarious that trump won't open his wallet to buy up bunches of seats. Guy's tighter than an eagle's ass in a power dive. 😂

Imagine watching something you know you're going to hate, which means snubbing the little maga fest that was supposed to make you happy? 😂

From the clips I've seen, the Alternative Facts Incest Fest didn't sound like it was in English, either.

I love these! I haven't made them in a while. Might have been last year for a Super Bowl party. 😂

What were they even thinking?!?!?
It's never been a secret that he's a raging racist.

All kidding aside, I also wondered the same thing.

*threatened to sue

It's kind of peculiar that he says he's going to sue all of these people, but we never see it happen. It seems that the only suits that get settled are thinly veiled bribes from big businesses who just happen to always settle out of court. 🤔

He looks like a cartoon character drawn by the same comic book art school dropout who designed the cyber truck for Elmo. 😂

a black and white photo of a man riding a horse . ALT: a black and white photo of a man riding a horse .

He's gonna ride that right into the heart of enemy territory. 😂

In a normal world, the heads of national security wouldn't be happy about this braggart talking about that.

I thought it was the Incest Fest.

Gee, doesn't sound the least bit sketchy that trump just stuffed more cash into his pockets through what looks like market manipulation. How's that Emoluments Clause doing these days?

Something something bootstraps. Blah blah pull yourself up. Yadda yadda yadda.

Oh, man! I thought today would be the day that he held himself accountable for his actions, and even went as far as admitting it was wrong, followed by a sincere apology. 😂