Words of Brisdom 🇺🇸🔥🏴‍☠️🌞⛱️ 🏒

This is what indoctrination looks like.

I can spin, too. All of the Democrats voted for the bill. All of the "no" votes came from the GOP.

It's almost as if this entire administration is woefully unqualified. What a complete shit show.

Nobel Committee: Still not happening, piggy.

She needs to be taken away in a straightjacket for her own good.

My dog gets laser focused on a squirrel until another squirrel runs by. To be fair, he's a lot smarter than trump.

This completely unqualified and incompetent administration really thinks this is some sort of reality TV show.

In Gutfeld's defense, he's always been a bootlicking colossal asshole. 🤡😂🤤

They're compiling an awful lot of what will some day be referred to as "evidence".
These fucking clowns can't even crime correctly.

Also, I both do and do not want to know more about the whole "trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob" thing. 🤮

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Good luck getting that back. Especially since RFK, Jr is probably tearing it apart looking for clues to the Masonic treasure.

$2000 isn't enough to make people forget about the Trumpstein Files.

All of us Husky owners (their staff) look at this and know that it's 100% authentic. 😂🐺💖

I don't understand who he expects people to buy health insurance from if not the health insurance companies.

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Ripe for a lawsuit...

Yes. C'mon @jaketapper.bsky.social. Here's your chance to show that your not just another whore for trump.

Dear peasants of South Carolina,

While it's obvious that I don't give a shit about you, look how well I suck up to President Trump.
Please make me your Governor so I can grift even more.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Your other Dear Leader,

Nancy

Is it even possible that she's going to pull a reverse Sinema? 🤔

#Voters #MadeTheirPoint Love this cartoon 🌊🌊💙

THEY SHOULD NEVER HAD LET THE GIMP INTO THE OVAL OFFICE!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Gee, I'm surprised that he heard about that.

I'VE ALSO DECIDED THAT THERE WILL BE A $120 MILLION PRIZE THIS YEAR TO GO WITH THIS HONOR!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

I vote that the Epstein files get released.

Incorrect. The sun has no idea what our clocks say.

Do you believe that changing the clocks back to Standard (solar) Time changes how many hours of daylight your location will receive?