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@eelisium.bsky.social

Extremely stubborn and suspicious. She/Her Ranch Girl | Film | Eurovision | Old TV | Weird, Niche Nonsense

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"they don't know" meme template:

the SS Edmund Fitzgerald is standing in the corner with a party hat on and saying "They don't know I'm the pride of the American side"

two people dancing: yes we do. there's a song about it

two other people dancing: does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

"they don't know" meme template: the SS Edmund Fitzgerald is standing in the corner with a party hat on and saying "They don't know I'm the pride of the American side" two people dancing: yes we do. there's a song about it two other people dancing: does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

10.11.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1259    πŸ” 280    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 5

Ryan Coogler said part of his influence for making Sinners was a childhood love for the Disney movie β€œLuck of the Irish” and let me tell you…he is so real for that.

16.11.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1724    πŸ” 193    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 41

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

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Sorcerer (1977) dir. William Friedkin

13.11.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 942    πŸ” 245    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 14
The opening text of Master and Commander, but its the style of a Zohran for Mayor poster. "April, 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields."

The opening text of Master and Commander, but its the style of a Zohran for Mayor poster. "April, 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields."

Yeah :D

09.11.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2641    πŸ” 477    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 18
08.11.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's gooooo

08.11.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±#12: Jann - Gladiator #NFC100

08.11.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5
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The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

05.11.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 23405    πŸ” 4825    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 50

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

05.11.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 9956    πŸ” 2254    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 18
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05.11.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 87350    πŸ” 18490    πŸ’¬ 3218    πŸ“Œ 2413

Same, but with Chainsaw Man. What a night!

05.11.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean

01.11.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2092    πŸ” 388    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 37

telling everyone in the home depot gravel aisle that these stones have seen more sunsets than all the humans who ever lived combined

31.10.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 427    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Columbo doing what appears to be sandwalking in the episode By Dawn’s Early Light

Columbo doing what appears to be sandwalking in the episode By Dawn’s Early Light

My planet Arrakis is so beautiful when the dawn’s light is early

31.10.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 304    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
A black background decorated with gold illustrations of branches, stars, swords, ravens, and tiny ghost shapes. In the centre, bold text reads: β€œBIRDS BUT THEY GET SPOOKIER EACH TIME.” Two ravens perch on bare branches at the bottom, with candles glowing beside them.

A black background decorated with gold illustrations of branches, stars, swords, ravens, and tiny ghost shapes. In the centre, bold text reads: β€œBIRDS BUT THEY GET SPOOKIER EACH TIME.” Two ravens perch on bare branches at the bottom, with candles glowing beside them.

Birds but they get spookier each time. πŸŽƒπŸ‘»

Enter if you dare...πŸšͺ

31.10.2025 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 883    πŸ” 468    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 50

Looking at my doctor conspiratorially and asking if the beating of my heart echoes the beating of the drums

29.10.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

my signature fragrance is "First Day Heater is on in the Fall"

29.10.2025 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 153    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Dr. Frankenstein after two beers:

β€œBro be super fucking real with me do you think I could make a guy”

28.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 434    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
sam (@gwsafetynet) on twitter: "check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison"

[Snickers bar shown broken in half with the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison inside.]

sam (@gwsafetynet) on twitter: "check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison" [Snickers bar shown broken in half with the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison inside.]

25.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 243    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Me every Eurovision this decade πŸ”₯ πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ή

26.10.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies

26.10.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 15243    πŸ” 2531    πŸ’¬ 356    πŸ“Œ 324
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i hope you’re hungry

26.10.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
atlantic article screenshot 
headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get
sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight 
by yasmin tayag

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

23.10.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11403    πŸ” 2954    πŸ’¬ 168    πŸ“Œ 434

oh youre a fascist? well have you considered that i am 13 and have some rocks?

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Very excited for this, but I can only hear the title with that spelling in her voice.

22.10.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

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