elise 🦇

"they don't know" meme template: the SS Edmund Fitzgerald is standing in the corner with a party hat on and saying "They don't know I'm the pride of the American side" two people dancing: yes we do. there's a song about it two other people dancing: does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

Ryan Coogler said part of his influence for making Sinners was a childhood love for the Disney movie “Luck of the Irish” and let me tell you…he is so real for that.

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

Sorcerer (1977) dir. William Friedkin

The opening text of Master and Commander, but its the style of a Zohran for Mayor poster. "April, 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields."

Yeah :D

Let's gooooo

🇵🇱#12: Jann - Gladiator #NFC100

The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

Same, but with Chainsaw Man. What a night!

When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean

telling everyone in the home depot gravel aisle that these stones have seen more sunsets than all the humans who ever lived combined

Columbo doing what appears to be sandwalking in the episode By Dawn’s Early Light

My planet Arrakis is so beautiful when the dawn’s light is early

A black background decorated with gold illustrations of branches, stars, swords, ravens, and tiny ghost shapes. In the centre, bold text reads: “BIRDS BUT THEY GET SPOOKIER EACH TIME.” Two ravens perch on bare branches at the bottom, with candles glowing beside them.

Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻

Enter if you dare...🚪

Looking at my doctor conspiratorially and asking if the beating of my heart echoes the beating of the drums

my signature fragrance is "First Day Heater is on in the Fall"

Dr. Frankenstein after two beers:

“Bro be super fucking real with me do you think I could make a guy”

sam (@gwsafetynet) on twitter: "check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison" [Snickers bar shown broken in half with the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison inside.]

Me every Eurovision this decade 🔥 🇱🇹

makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies

i hope you’re hungry

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

oh youre a fascist? well have you considered that i am 13 and have some rocks?

Very excited for this, but I can only hear the title with that spelling in her voice.