Carl The Squirrel

// okay so, due to dnd logic.

I was wondering Carl post trans.. squirrel girl face claim or Ayunda Risu

"It's okay. I wish she would cover up more"

"Oh she's this absolutely divine woman, she has long flowing purple hair, big wings made out of feathers."

He looks up.

"She wears a purple skirt and a metal chassues, there's a red glowing rock on it. She... has bandages over her uhm.. breasts"

Stay away from my Mother and you should stay far away from it

oh nah. I dont hunt for cash, kinda against hurting things unless I'm protecting my friends.

I dont trust 90% of robots.

fuck ass John sandwich

wh. yeah I know, but they're not permanent

I need to preach to the gods to see if I can be a woman.. for at least a day

(Digging out of the literal sky, landing feet first on the grass, stretching a bit.)

"That was a good talk"

"Then we dont have anything else to talk about Voldy.."

"Stay safe"

(He grabbed the scissors for the hole in his arm and bowed cutting into the air above him before crawling through it, no sign of him left after the air refilled itself."

"Or I will hunt you. And do to you what we did to that mother."

(A feeling of dread washed over the area, before dissipating)

"But we won't have to worry about that. Right? Shouldn't even cross your mind."

(He simply giggled under his breath)

" let's be honest voldair.. you're dead to come some day. Dont look for immortality... "

(Carl grabs onto his amulet aiming it at the wizard looking at it shine)

"You know we can kill immortals. We did it ourselves. Don't run from death."

(He let his amulet fall back to his neck.)

+

"𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒏𝒐𝒘, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒘𝒂𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏' 𝒇𝒐𝒓!
𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒃𝒆 𝑫𝑬-𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒇𝒖𝒍
𝑫𝑬-𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆
𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝑬-𝑫𝑬-𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑼𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬!"

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Ｔｈｅ Ｈａｐｐｉｅｓｔ Ｐｌａｃｅ ｏｎ Ｅａｒｔｈ

❤️ & 🔄?

" My mother is an incredibly busy woman.. I'm sure she would've hunted you alone if it wasn't for the fact that she's busy being the symbol of light for a world of darkness.."

(He clapped his hands as his face darkened once more.)

"One day.. you will accept the light as did I. Do not fight it."

"Hahaha! My mother would kill you if she met you... knowing what you did to me."

(He just laughed.)

"No I mean that.. you should probably stay far and clear from her."

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"You would be dead 9 times over.. once for everytime you insulted me."

(But then the sinister aura disappeared. And his face was back to its usual form, a big white smile.)

"But that's a maybe.. right? It's all jokes."

"I mean after all, I am the saint of an almighty God to be.."

"I do believe.. that there is no soul more pure than mine. I exist on the edge of divinity. I'm a one way walk to life or death."

He rubs his temple.

"You are a lucky woman that I use my powers for the betterment of the world, and you blame my mother on that. If it was not for her.."

...+

(Very quick reminder this squirrel is 90% of the time wearing a maid dress)

He didn't even pick up the bag..

"I dont have a use for this Voldy.. I dont want anything material from you, I just needed to hear you listen and not complain."

He looked down at the taller woman. A frown on his face.

"Becasue I dont do this for payment. It's for the love of the game."

"You're lucky I was the Cleric you had that night. Else we'd all be dead right now."

(He crossed his arms turning away from Voldair)

"If I wasn't who I am. You'd be dead under that destroyed mansion. But i believe everyone can heal.. and I've never not healed someone that needed it before.."

Because I was trying to save our asses from a literal GOD.. and all i get was a fucking pat on the shoulder Voldair?"

(He rubbed his amulet it shining brighter)

"Just.. why?"

"I mean seriously what did I ever do to you? I got us out of there. I saved you from being cut in half for God's sake, it was a fucking miracle."

(He held onto his amulet whispering something again)

"But for 3 more fucking hours, you did nothing but belittle me and call me crazy. For what? +

"One of them was that mother.. the Eldritch Horror.. sure she sacked but she had an excuse."

(Carl turned to voldair after patching himself up.)

"What was your excuse Voldy? Why did you torment and belittle me that whole night..?"

(He grabs his old bandage and burns it in his hand.)

+

"I won't be taking that seat. Just letting you know"

(Carl searches through his bag pulling out the bloodied bandages of Amelia)

"You know.. voldair, that night I found two of the worst creatures I've seen..."

(He takes off his leg bandage before replacing it with the bloodied bandages+)

He grabs onto his amulet gently whispering something softly to himself.

Carl would frown upon seeing Voldair, an usual sight for the squirrel. He looked at her with pain in his eyes.

"You look... different. That adventure was just last night...?"

He scratches his arm maintaining eye contact with the wizard.

"You still a pain in the ass..?"

Oh.. I wouldn't touch those. They carry the memories of a specter i met. Theyre... not pleasant

(He frowns and seems to hold the scissors tighter)