DocDeezWhat

Lock him up!

No one is above the law

Round whatever of imagine how Republicans would react if this was a Democrat

She was only brought up on minor charges

If Putin wanted peace the war would just end

He's the only one who wants to keep it going

Anti-vaxxers should be considered a terrorist organization

Lock him up!

Literally every Republican is a pedophile

He's going to give Alaska back to Russia isn't he

Lisa Murkowski will express concern

She was very busy playing dress up

That's very rude

Sea politics are wild

I'll stick to the trees

Oh wow that is complicated

@harryseaotter.bsky.social how do sea otters get along with sea lards

That's a quality squirrel

With the remaining zero percent of their time spent on actually governing and engaging in deep thinking

The GOP spends about half their time lecturing liberals about every stupid thing liberals are supposedly triggered by and half their time actually triggering over stupid things

Majestic

On the bad site it's being framed as "DOJ employee caught instigating violence on J6"

He did but he's a Republican which means if he's given the choice between killing kids or getting yelled at by Trump he's going to kill all the kids

So tacky

Also I use it for liquor

Since I'm only 2 and 5/3rds

So far no one has questioned it

I guess they see the fur and think yep, squirrel

I wrote a letter!

Dear human government whose laws I totally respect, I, Ambien from Twitter not squirrel, have lost my human drivers license. Immediately print a new one and throw it in to the woods wicked hard. Also make it squirrel sized

Thank you for your attention to this matter,

Deez

I did that once!

If instead of jumping head to head on swimmers in a pool you mean driving a stolen moped in to a lake

And by not get wet you mean totally get wet

That's my goal

Enraging people who should never be allowed to be happy

I'm gonna tie her so hard

And wear a dress

I mean I did that once massively hungover and not even realizing we were doing a race

I saw everyone swimming in one direction and figured there was free ham at the other end of the pool

Carb loading

It's a sports thing

They never could! I'm faster than a laser

But it's the thought that counts

She also has vicious hellhounds she's raised to devour squirrel flesh

This is otterly unforgivable