Someone should start asking why we’re hearing and seeing Stephen Miller so much all of a sudden.

Repost this photo everywhere folks. This is the kind of thing that changes public opinion in a hurry!

"WATER DRUGS. SOME PEOPLE LIKE WATER DOGS KRISTI DONT PLAY WITH DOGS PEW PEW PEW AND FISHING, YOU GET SO STINKY. BAIT. SCALES. I SMELL LIKE I JUST WENT CARP PLOOKING......"

Hahahahahaha wtf

Nice to see Grampy Shitzhispant is now in his dementia stage of repeating himself multiple times because he can't formulate sentences or thoughts

There are now two Americas when it comes to housing:

In one, people work multiple jobs and still can't afford a home.

In the other, housing isn't a place to live but a portfolio to grow.

okay okay OKAY i’ll rank all the Shakespeare plays

1. Nice Night For Fucking
2. The Parallax View
3. Comedy Central Roast of Queen Elizabeth I
4. Romeo and Juliet and Ted and Alice
5. Untitled Richard Burbage Project

Clouds bright orange in the sunrise. A nice shade of orange, pancake makeup Oompa loompa

10-6-25 sunrise

Just rain today

Ernest Experiences Existential Dread

🤣🤣🤣

Ernest goes to the c section noon buffet at Tassles

Ernest goes to the track and goes on a losing streak and has to sell a kidney

Bill Buckner, 1981 #Cubs

#Baseball

Ernest Gets Pinkeye

Ernest goes to Camp to Summon Jason

Ernest Sells Plasma to Make Rent

Ernest & the Devil in Miss Jones

You know Mike meant “cock”.

4 panel comic Panel 1: A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop. Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform. Panel 2: Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself Panel 3: Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but… Panel 4: Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby

If any Jags fan isn't drunk yet, what are you waiting for

*prince voice* little moist towelette

Donald Trump can insurrection act this dick

A fit older gentleman in bikini briefs on the beach

Wanna feel old? This is Calliou today.

🎶Dear friends of wanna feel better
Dont let the devil make you toss this letter
If you been crossed up by hoodoo voodoo
A wizard or a lizard🎵

I wish we could this Oafish Loafish utters the words "TARIFF SHELF."

There is no such thing.

But EPSTEIN FILES? THAT IS REAL. AND SHITZU PANTZ IS A REAL STAR IN THEM PAGES.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Prices way down? Name one product that is down in price.

Ffs

THE TIME HAS COME

DILLON GABRIEL

WELCOME TO THE BROWNS HYDRA

CONGRATS ON YOUR FIRST WIN, SAINTS

im so gay for girls, women, femmes, dykes, and various assorted lesbians 😵‍💫