That Hannover equalizer 🔥
Xbox Copilot would have saved him.
It looks really funny. Good to hear it holds up
At least he doesn't have to go downstairs to get into the cab.
Ironically, that ad campaign IS an Xbox because its brand value has disappeared just as mysteriously.
Yeah, the caveat here is that it actually has to fucking work. Big assumption I'm making there.
People will crap all over this, but it would be useful if it could prevent me from having to go to a website for some obscure piece of information (e.g. a crafting recipe in an MMO). Giving detailed input would be a problem on a console though, and I doubt voice transcription is a reliable answer.
Gonna see this one a lot on the Kimes feed, methinks.
What game is that?
I can hear Pitfall.
Boring but not riddled with ads either
360 was great, now? Most boring Live Tiles UI ever.
Just tiring. It'll still have a terrible UI.
Shaggy is the final insult here. That's just kicking us while we're down (and can't get back up)
Needed to be even less qualified.
Oh it's not that bad. It's just very straightforward.
Might actually go FireRed because there is no way in hell I'm asking another human being to trade me a Wooper.
Or actually, how you didn't feel about it. As in, felt nothing. Dead inside. A soulless husk
Glad to hear it's really good. Also, no MP4 slander you son of a bitch.
"It's okay. Too big."
it's not the issue of this story, but it is a transparent example of how the "cars are freedom" narrative is a complete farce. when the state controls your movement and can immobilize you on a whim, you are not free. car dependency is an arm of fascism for the car *IS* fascism and must be abolished.
Hmm, this seems like speaking truth to power...time to get the lawyers! Can't have that.
Somebody accidentally sent notifications to production. Whoops
Same. I hate it.
Microsoft, do us all a favor and exit the gaming business. Stop pretending like you give a shit. You never really did, and never really will. It's not in your DNA. Never was.
She's qualified in the sense of any corporate upper level being able to run any random division in any random corporation. But customers want Xbox to be special, and this appointment is Microsoft saying, with its full chest, that it's not. It might as well be Microsoft Office for all they care.
"I like Mario and Fortnite" cool cool cool totally legit
Somebody above her ultimately signed off on that marketing campaign, so...
