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Wilber II

@improbablity.bsky.social

I am nobody, and it will probably save me.

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Defense begins, β€œThis case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”

05.11.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4084    πŸ” 800    πŸ’¬ 126    πŸ“Œ 300

Fear. RFK is afraid and everything scares him.

06.11.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An ignorant, publicity hunting nobody. You’d have to be an ignorant drooling current president to think she’s somebody.

04.11.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Buffoon

03.11.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too

29.10.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi, It’s Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology β€œWikipedia, the constantly changing knowledge base created by a global free-for-all of anonymous users, now stands as the leading force for the dum...

Doubled my annual donation to @wikipedia.org this year to support their amazing work. Also @mcsweeneys.net outdoes itself once again with this amazing piece

28.10.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do the opposite of everything Dandy Donnie says to do and you’ll be ok.

27.10.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. to photograph Canadian travellers when they enter and exit at all land borders, airports | CBC News The United States is expanding its facial identification program for travellers, with the goal of collecting images of non-U.S. citizens entering and exiting the country by all modes of transport.

Never again.

26.10.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

The pentagon news channels should be ignored. The circle jerk of the right.

25.10.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Funny

22.10.2025 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When he’s out we’ll need to tear it down and rebuild. FDT

22.10.2025 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE can’t take the cold weather. Ironic.

17.10.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A classified network of SpaceX satellites is emitting a mysterious signal An amateur satellite tracker stumbled across the signal which is coming from Starshield satellites in a "hidden" part of the radio spectrum.

Musk is still in the billionaire circle supporting Trump, in addition to being a megalomaniac.

www.npr.org/2025/10/17/n...

17.10.2025 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ig Nobel Nominations How to Nominate Someone Want to nominate a deserving person (or team) to win an Ig Nobel Prize? Please send the pertinent info to <marc ATTTTTT improbable DOTTTTT com> Β  Spirit and Philo…

🚨 Mission improbable 2026 !!! 🚨

Was it enough for Donald Trump to not get the Nobel Peace Prize? NO!! Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to help Donald Trump win the IGNOBLE peace prize in 2026! Show him that the world is officially laughing at him!

improbable.com/ig/about-the...

12.10.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump received Covid vaccine and flu shot during second physical of the year | CNN Politics President Donald Trump received a Covid vaccine and flu shot during his visit to Walter Reed Medical Center on Friday, his physician said in a memo released by the White House.

If you’re not getting an annual Covid shot you’re dumber than Donnie, and that’s a very dumb bar.

www.cnn.com/2025/10/10/p...

12.10.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Venezuelan opposition leader MarΓ­a Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize Venezuelan opposition leader MarΓ­a Corina Machado has won the Nobel Peace Prize. The Norwegian Nobel committee praised her as a key unifying figure in the opposition, advocating for free elections and...

Trump is a divider not a unifier, tearing people down rather than building them up, a sadist in love with himself. Nearly everybody except Stephen Miller is a better advocate for peace.

Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado

apnews.com/article/nobe...

10.10.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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COINTELPRO - Wikipedia

If anyone is unfamiliar with COINTELPRO in American history, highly suggest reading about it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COINTEL...

09.10.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what I mean when I say Donnie Diaper is a Dick. FDT

08.10.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One corrupt mf at a time thanks. One at a time is all I can handle.

08.10.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What better way to sleep than to read about someone else’s crazy president

08.10.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder how that looks state by state.

07.10.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FDT and his sick cultist sycophants

04.10.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can join that. Should drive away some people.

01.10.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Longest-serving active duty Marine to retire after 42 years Lt. Col. Rhonda C. Martin is the longest-serving active duty Marine, and she is set to retire after more than four decades of service.

Hey Hegseth, you racist traitor piece of garbage. The longest serving active duty marine in US history is a Black Woman!

taskandpurpose.com/news/longest...

01.10.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The last shutdown the Dept of Homeland Security was closed except TSA. Wanna bet that doesn’t happen this time?

01.10.2025 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you are not actively against this administration you no longer have a place in America. Fox-watching trump supporters will be surprised when he comes for them too. FDT

01.10.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loyal to the constitution, not the fascists. But we need these guys to stay on the job as the fascists get more deranged.

01.10.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why the second amendment was put in place.

30.09.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the opposite game. Whatever I say I NOT going to do, I do. Whatever I accuse you of, is something I’m doing myself.

FDT, Putin and all despotic dictators.

29.09.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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