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A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested for credit card fraud in Tallahassee, Florida.

When I worked at a federal job in Idaho, I had several LDS coworkers request a religious exemption from the federal employee vaccination mandate. When I asked them how they could claim religious exemption when president Nelson had asked everyone to vaccinate, they all claimed personal revelation

Jonathan Joss was Comanche and Apache and an openly gay actor.

He was murdered while looking at the remains of his dogs at his own house that was burnt down.

The killer yelled homophobic slurs before shooting him.

This is the real world consequences of the hatred that the right commodifies

It's a great day to have a cassette player in my truck

I’ve known Robert Prevost for years as one of the main figures in online TMNT fandom, where no one has a bad word to say about him. He probably won’t have as much time to contribute to Turtles wikis with his new gig but I though his choice of “Pope Leo” was a lovely nod to the community

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bs... • 27m New — Edward "Big Balls" Coristine of DOGE now has digital access to the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA), an agency source has confirmed to me. Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine... • 19m You don't have to say his dumb user handle every time, right? Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsk... •18m i'm afraid i do, two sets of testicles

Big things are happening on the pokemon Ruby subreddit

Is he wearing a diaper?

lmao keep rolling bro

Oh you are right. I forgot she existed

Nah she is to intelligent for that. She would trust the science. Chichi on the other hand 🤔

Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away.
Get it? I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Guess I should go right now, she probably wants a large iced coffee half decaf with cream and sweetened mocha syrup and since I'm already headed that way I might as well get her a lava cake donut since they're her favorite

Really want to go buy my wife an iced coffee so bad, one like and I'll do it I'll go get her one

It's crazy to think Nintendo existed alongside imperial Japan

probably the most mischievous grin ever

Bobby Hill knows the rizz face

(do tariffs affect trades in NBA?)

I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.

This is grossly irresponsible reporting by the AP. What’s being offered is not a buyout. The deal is if you agree to resign in September you can continue working remotely until then. There is no buyout or severance.

Eggs and coffee for US$125.99 is a MAGA victory

Can’t wait t’git my hands on nem cheap eggs!

with vivek ramaswamy being fired from DOGE it has me thinking about how we’ll never get this podcast. i was so ready for them to create the worst podcast of all time

TikTok: *shuts down*
Me: My shaylaaaa 😫😭😭
TikTok: *returns*
Me: who r u
TikTok: Your shayla
Me: mmm nah seems sus bye

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

this kicks ass lmfao