Doctor Ivo Robotnik

*WHO* POSTED MY PLANS ON BLUSKY.SOCIAL!

Damn, Who in the blazes designed hou to have no mouth... wait-

Minor spelling error! Do not be alarmed!

Well, We did come up with it!
In any case, I wish you look with dealing with your Blue Buffoon!

Oo~! Goody! My fundings a but low at the moment so ive beennusing more primitive methods, but other then that ive been doing well! Ive even theoried up a new death egg that can fire two just as powerfull beams with less power! No idea how to shape it though... mabye the moustache?

Honestly! To many damn hedgehogs! Except metal, Hes Amazing! How are you in any case my fellow Eggman?

@theonetruesonic.bsky.social
Hey Metal, I know you cant have ice cream, So ive invented motor oil textured to be like icecream! Concider it an eggman christmas gift!

To all the Hedghogs out there [Not you metal] Fuck you.

Clone? Perposterous! And lets be honest, with how bizarre the things around us often are being a clone is the least likely answer my fellow Doctor

@up2it.bsky.social
Hey, Ginger genious any new inventions? I promise I wont copy, Just a bit low on insperation and funds lately.

Had to get a bit primative, funds are low

Little does this nincopoop know I snuck a pipe bomb into his house.

I have laid down landmines within one or more of your freinds homes. I hope you can guess who before I get the other 6 you Azure Annoyance!

@hungryspeedlatino.bsky.social

I have the yellow chaos emerald, just 6 more to go, your blue bottom is cooked.

Try me You Overgrown Blue Pincushion.

They should rename this site, The term "Blue" often brings about inpleasent memorys... Call it eggsky instead.

Sorry, That wasnt supposed to send.

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Chili Dogs are overated, I love me some Plant-Based Meat and a bottle of motor-oil scented milk.

Id get a better quality phone camera but I spent most of my funds on sonic.