The Camarilla

Thank you so much!

Jessie, not to impose, but where would you recommend a total beginner to start with LeGuin?

Ugh. It's all sequels nowadays.

Define your music taste with 8+ artists!

David Bowie
The Doors
Linkin Park
Pink Floyd
Beastie Boys
The Killers
The Raconteurs
Fito Paez
Daft Punk

Fun fact: only one reality show cast member has been Kindred. It happened in Hell's Kitchen.
She was eliminated after Ramsay berated her for not tasting her food before sending it out.

What do you have against her?

A mix of 6 and 9.

As we said: free labor

Wait are we supposed to pretend thin bloods are kindred now instead of cheap labor?

When they go low
We take the opportunity to go into full mount and start the ground and pound.

Not helping, nerds

As usual.
Also we see you breaking the masquerade daily. Good thing the mortals think it's all *kink*.

Don't use AI art.

Embrace an artist. The end work will still be soulless and a mere mockery of the talent the artist once had and will forever chase and mourn, but it will be more environmentally friendly!

So, uh, if anyone happens to find a sentient microwave oven with a baffling Scottish accent in the greater Boston Area, please let us know.

DO NOT BELIEVE ITS LIES.

Oh, we'd never suspect you, boo

ONE WOULD THINK THAT

To whoever changed all the Ministry contact names on our system to "Alpharius":
Thanks a lot, asshole. Now we have to explain Warhammer lore to 300 year old Elders and PRAY that they don't believe it's real.

*YOU* play therapist to the poor hurt Elder next time!

a woman covering her face with her hand while standing in front of a wall of televisions . ALT: a woman covering her face with her hand while standing in front of a wall of televisions .

We're just trying to get our roller dex sorted. Can you... not right now?

How uncouth.

We don't pick fights, we seek to educate.
Not our fault if some are slow to learn.

Indeed it has.
They call it something like "Rainfurrest Forever"

That's most unkind.

We mean the second kind. Apparently there's a "furry convention" and like, 90% of Pentex IT is furries.

Toreador, got it.

Please remember that if you're one of the lucky few kindred that can ingest food, that does *not* make it ok for you to munch down on grapes while maintaining eye contact with other kindred and uttering what can only be described as orgasmic moans.

"Kindred" starts with "Kind"!

RP. Yes, normal, mortal RP. No need to concern yourself, SI agent reading this.

Oh, they must be having... furry problems.