Jack Barton

Bleat?

Don't quite work out but 3 points! Up the bastard shagging Palace!

Nketiah hat-trick incoming. Bookmark this tweet. #cpfc

Go on you Palace. #cpfc

Super Swans take on Tiverton Town today. 3 points please!

But actually fuck it, yeah I won't go again while any American has a share. You have to stick to your morals. That kills me. But it is what it is.

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Marc this is none of your business. This public tweet not aimed at anyone -it's for my best mate to read and phone me while he's having a coronary about my public statement. 😂

It would be super easy, not near-impossible.

Yes it does. I'll be at Walton & Hersham (The Mighty Swans) every week, unless I pick up tickets second hand. Mine go back in the hat. Thought CPFC2010 Ltd is a company registered in England and Wales, however:

OH YEAH YOU! SPENCE! because you've played football well for what, I don't know, lots of minutes, you're now amazing and not the cunt everyone said you were and you should be first pick for England and you're worth 75m.

Oh fuck off. Just fuck off.

Oh look! Look at us! We've beaten Manchester thingy 1-0 at home in our amazing stadium and we've beaten BRENTFORD away by 2 goals to nil.

Any of our players old enough or English enough to qualify for the national team? No?

Spurs friends of mine -

In the Prem. January, 4 games. You lost all 4. You got beaten by Newcastle, Arsenal, Everton and even fucking Leicester.

Feb - you've beaten Man United (who doesn't) and Brentford. So 4 losses and 2 wins, and now Spence is the first name on the team sheet and he's worth 75m

Right then. I can only do a little, but as from this message I won't be buying anything from the US. I won't buy anything owned by a US company, and I certainly won't be going on vacation there. I know it's nothing, but it's something.

Really caught me off guard!

RIP Patrick Barclay. That's quite a shock. Fantastic writer.

Maybe the FA isn't as daft as I thought. 12.15 Saturday 1st March vs Millwall confirmed. #cpfc

Yeah I can't imagine they'll want a late kick off. Or stacks of other fans to police. This is a great shout.

Gah. Bet you're right.

Any ideas when Millwall tickets will go on sale? #cpfc

Bring on Millwall.

True. I was worried she'd say "Devanney" again.

I've got a headache from now bad they've been.

Donny fans leaving in their droves to make sure they get the next horse and cart back home. #cpfc

The best thing about going into the next round is not having to listen to the worst team of commentators / pundits I've literally ever had the displeasure of being subjected to. #cpfc

I think we can all agree now that Will Hughes is MoM. #cpfc

That was all Hughes. #cpfc

Go on my boy!!! #cpfc

Chilwell looking way off the pace so far, bless him. #cpfc

Oh Justin. You'll be replaying that in your head over and over again my boy. #cpfc