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Father, MARATHON FINISHER, Columbus Crew, Crew2, and Orlando Pride Supporter. Crystal Palace Sufferer. Ohio Ex-pat in Florida. We don't want any more visitors, PODCASTERS, well-wishers, or distant relations. I don't proofread before I post...

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Finally got around to watching the Bruce Springsteen biopic. Def glad seeing my therapist tomorrow... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜πŸ˜‘πŸ˜Ά

17.02.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Somehow, all the programs that help the majority of Americans are decried as β€œwasteful spending,” but the ones that help billionaires aren’t…

Funny how that works.

15.02.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3199    πŸ” 1199    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 28

When '80s movies told us that artificial intelligence would be the death of us, I never expected it to be because they create all these stupid videos and commercials that kill us from the inside....

15.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when we elected people to do a job, they did it, and even if it wasn't going well, we had days where we didn't hear about their job performance?

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Well shit.

15.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The "Rooted" kit... Talk about living rent free in someone's head...

15.02.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been super sick for like 3 days in a row. Not covid. Still not sure 100% what it is. But I'll tell you one thing, I love my wife and kids. They are the greatest

15.02.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Took my wife to the country for minigolf and mimosas... Umm... This bar we ended up at is very... Umm... White. Im extremely uncomfortable.

14.02.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A 10 mile run OR Chicken and waffles with cheesecake for dessert?....
... Yep.

14.02.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No cap, unc

13.02.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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13.02.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just witnessed a PT cruiser convertible. It is 2026. It's still ran and could put the top down. Let's play the lottery!

13.02.2026 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I showed an episode of Captain planet today in class...

The kids were All amazed except one who said something about dei...

I weep for the youth.

youtu.be/OiYjTb3opAA?...

13.02.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s GOOOOOOO! #crew96

12.02.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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One man's cheesy bread is another man's garlic naan... Coconut Chicken Curry. 🀀🀀🀀🀀

11.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Monkeys at a typewriter, teachers at a copy machine, it's all the same. Something's going to come out. Might not be Shakespeare....

11.02.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.02.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My daughter has been hanging out in my office before school. She's 11 and keeps drinking my coffee. I don't want her to drink my coffee for numerous reasons.

Today I switched my K-Cups...
Welcome to jackass.
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09.02.2026 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When did Pierce from Community become president? Take away this man's Twitter account now. #oldmansays #tweetingit

09.02.2026 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Said the same damn thing

09.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bad Bunny Stuns the Super Bowl With Lady Gaga, Ricky Martin and a Real Wedding Ceremony as Pedro Pascal, Jessica Alba and More Party on Stage Bad Bunny staged a Super Bowl Halftime performance for the ages on Sunday, with Lady Gaga, Ricky Martin, an elaborate set and a real wedding.

Confirmed! That was a real wedding ceremony!

Bad Bunny Stuns the Super Bowl With Lady Gaga, Real Wedding Ceremony share.google/t8tNZaR7huHR...

09.02.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Original Puerto Rican Flag - Condado Beach, San Juan, PR share.google/oH89jz2PTX0p...

09.02.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ricky is still a smash.....

09.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell me that wedding was legit!

09.02.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grass people? This will be fun!

09.02.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What temu James gunn director is using All these popular song usages for a few moments in the super bowl pregame show?

08.02.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jon bon Jovi can shut the fuck up! He's from jersey!

08.02.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chris Pratt didn't do the Mario voice? Oha no!

08.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well I'm underwhelmed.... #GreenDay

08.02.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else's feed just cut out when he started singing American idiot?

08.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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