Finally got around to watching the Bruce Springsteen biopic. Def glad seeing my therapist tomorrow... πππ€£π€£πππππΆ
17.02.2026 02:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@flordecke.bsky.social
Father, MARATHON FINISHER, Columbus Crew, Crew2, and Orlando Pride Supporter. Crystal Palace Sufferer. Ohio Ex-pat in Florida. We don't want any more visitors, PODCASTERS, well-wishers, or distant relations. I don't proofread before I post...
Finally got around to watching the Bruce Springsteen biopic. Def glad seeing my therapist tomorrow... πππ€£π€£πππππΆ
17.02.2026 02:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Somehow, all the programs that help the majority of Americans are decried as βwasteful spending,β but the ones that help billionaires arenβtβ¦
Funny how that works.
When '80s movies told us that artificial intelligence would be the death of us, I never expected it to be because they create all these stupid videos and commercials that kill us from the inside....
15.02.2026 18:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Remember when we elected people to do a job, they did it, and even if it wasn't going well, we had days where we didn't hear about their job performance?
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Well shit.
The "Rooted" kit... Talk about living rent free in someone's head...
15.02.2026 01:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've been super sick for like 3 days in a row. Not covid. Still not sure 100% what it is. But I'll tell you one thing, I love my wife and kids. They are the greatest
15.02.2026 00:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Took my wife to the country for minigolf and mimosas... Umm... This bar we ended up at is very... Umm... White. Im extremely uncomfortable.
14.02.2026 18:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A 10 mile run OR Chicken and waffles with cheesecake for dessert?....
... Yep.
No cap, unc
13.02.2026 17:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just witnessed a PT cruiser convertible. It is 2026. It's still ran and could put the top down. Let's play the lottery!
13.02.2026 13:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I showed an episode of Captain planet today in class...
The kids were All amazed except one who said something about dei...
I weep for the youth.
youtu.be/OiYjTb3opAA?...
Letβs GOOOOOOO! #crew96
12.02.2026 21:51 β π 25 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0One man's cheesy bread is another man's garlic naan... Coconut Chicken Curry. π€€π€€π€€π€€
11.02.2026 23:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Monkeys at a typewriter, teachers at a copy machine, it's all the same. Something's going to come out. Might not be Shakespeare....
11.02.2026 14:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My daughter has been hanging out in my office before school. She's 11 and keeps drinking my coffee. I don't want her to drink my coffee for numerous reasons.
Today I switched my K-Cups...
Welcome to jackass.
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When did Pierce from Community become president? Take away this man's Twitter account now. #oldmansays #tweetingit
09.02.2026 11:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Said the same damn thing
09.02.2026 02:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Confirmed! That was a real wedding ceremony!
Bad Bunny Stuns the Super Bowl With Lady Gaga, Real Wedding Ceremony share.google/t8tNZaR7huHR...
Original Puerto Rican Flag - Condado Beach, San Juan, PR share.google/oH89jz2PTX0p...
09.02.2026 01:32 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Ricky is still a smash.....
09.02.2026 01:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tell me that wedding was legit!
09.02.2026 01:24 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Grass people? This will be fun!
09.02.2026 01:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What temu James gunn director is using All these popular song usages for a few moments in the super bowl pregame show?
08.02.2026 23:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jon bon Jovi can shut the fuck up! He's from jersey!
08.02.2026 23:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Chris Pratt didn't do the Mario voice? Oha no!
08.02.2026 23:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well I'm underwhelmed.... #GreenDay
08.02.2026 23:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone else's feed just cut out when he started singing American idiot?
08.02.2026 23:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0