Marc A. Stutzel

Slightly Diminish a Band: Bronzesun Pickups

fwiw many many women who work in the tech industry have noticed this and commented on it

like literally I had multiple I could send the original post to as ongoing validation of conversations we’ve been having for years

The Denver Broncos

The cover of a book titled 'MAKING THE DOVECOTE PAY' by Marion Cran

peace was never an option

Since crime is at a 30 year low in DC, what are the National Guard going to do? Beautify? Homeless services? Maybe they could run a pick-up basketball league for middle schoolers? This could be great!

Three screen caps from the movie Hackers with text. First screen cap: Protagonist Dade (Zero Cool) explains that “I’ve got a record. I was Zero Cool.” Second screen, his friends explain: Zero Cool crashed 1507 systems in one day. Biggest crash in history. Third screen, another friend says: Front page New York Times August 10, 1988

HACK THE PLANET!!! Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate!

Oh Bluesky's resident sports recruiter @minakimes.bsky.social is calling the Rams game! Tune in!

two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field . ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .

"Bluesky is dying"

Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

My app still calls this section "Hide story and live" but instagram is now broadcasting our locations every time we open the app.

DWARF CONTRACTOR: *on the phone* alright so tell me this, BEFORE hand, how greedily were you digging.. uh huh... and how deeply? okay, I don't even need to come out, I can tell ya right now you gotta balrog. I'm gonna be honest with ya, does this mine hold any sentimental value

Every reputable expert I know considers mRNA vaccine technology to be one of the most revolutionary advances in medicine in our lifetimes. Its inventors won the Nobel Prize in 2023. Shutting it down now is pointless self-harm to humanity.

what about a Male Loveliness Epidemic

"The tablet was mentioned in a publication by esteemed Assyriologist Samuel Noah Kramer in the 1950s, though it was not fully studied until Matuszak’s recent research. The text conveys a tale of how the Sumerian storm god Ishkur was trapped in the netherworld, causing chaos on earth due to the lack of rain. Ishkur’s father Enlil, the king of the gods, summons a divine assembly and asks one of the gathered deities to retrieve Ishkur. No gods volunteer, but, surprisingly, a lone fox does. The fox slyly enters and maneuvers through the underworld on its journey, but the broken tablet unfortunately ends the narrative"

Wake up honey new Sumerian underworld myth just dropped, translated by the Assyriologist Jana Matuszak!

Earthquakes are a Jersey thing.

Pillow fight referee catches a stray in the face #TheOcho

I love Manos: The Hands of Fate but I loathe the manosphere

If you want a weird but true fact to talk about:

Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.

the right wing media ecosystem is so efficiently set up to take random posts from non public figures and turn them into pseudoevents. to the point where the entire social media system rn really just favors their viral propaganda machine.

when i was younger conservatives used to call stuff like this an “entitlement” or “victim” mentality. the response, if this were a nonwhite person, would be “suck it up a d work harder.”

it should be illegal for me to feel this old

New @today.yougov.com national poll out.

Absolutely wild how distorted the public’s view is.

(Murder rate in NYC is down 83% since 1990.)

Timeline Cleanse: when carrying a Cheez-its box at a Pokemon convention

Treatlercide is back on the menu boys

thank you!

So, Columbia paid out $221M so that the Trump administration would resume payments on $400M in existing grants (i.e., signed work contracts) and so that Columbia could compete for future HHS/NIH awards.

Lucy didn't even wait a week before pulling up the football.

Churchwide Assembly

#ELCA #ELCACWA25 Churchwide Assembly Livestream here:
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Thankfully, the hegemony of Clown Couture seems to have relaxed a bit. On the rack of public opinion, there is now a tiny sliver of space for the Regular Millennial Guy Look. I don't have to dress like an asshole anymore. What was passé just a few years ago is now vintage-evergreen menswear vocabulary. Whatever the reason for this, dayenu. It's starting to feel like the good old days again, back when we wore clothes and not the reverse. Back when we could walk around downtown without tiny children popping out with tiny microphones asking us how much our outfits cost. Back when genies were happy living in bottles.

Millennial men of Bluesky, my husband wrote a piece about giving up on wearing big pants and I am here to co-sign the decision

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Photo of a tv. Onscreen a woman holds an axe with a periodic table visible behind.

Buffy is so old there were only 103 named elements, we’re at 118 now.

(Yes I pause every show that has a periodic table to see if its period accurate)

they can’t sell moisturizer to middle aged men through sex appeal because today’s moisturizer-wearing man neither wants to cheat on his wife nor is motivated by impressing her so they’re selling it through homosociality