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@averygordon.bsky.social

History educator turned stay-at-home dad. Aspiring author. Amateur musician. Wannabe baker. Survivor and Big Brother sicko. Obsessive gamer. And if it wasn't already obvious, "somewhat" functional ADHDer.

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DJ Turner is actually really damn good. One of the best CBs in the league. WR1s have been doing poorly against the Bengals all year because there's no reason to target whoever Turner is covering when the rest of the defense is so terrible.

20.11.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of people are standing around a man who is holding a glass of beer . ALT: a group of people are standing around a man who is holding a glass of beer .

Bring back mean people on Survivor!

20.11.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rizzo. Diamond Hands. #Survivor #Survivor49

20.11.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yellow Sophie is Island Hot. Capital I, Capital H.

#survivor49 #Survivor

20.11.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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20.11.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stephen trying to reheat Christian's nachos. Sorry but you ain't it.

#Survivor #Survivor49

20.11.2025 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BRING BACK COCONUT CHOP #Survivor #Survivor49

20.11.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She can stay if she is going to work for Sophi, Savannah, and Rizzo

#Survivor #Survivor49

20.11.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like why were we were robbed of this Queen giving confessionals for the first half of the season???? #Survivor #Survivor49

20.11.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Sorry you feel that way" is CRAZY

#survivor49 #Survivor

20.11.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's done and said even worse, and yet there's something so profoundly absurd and disturbing about the president of the United States telling a reporter "Quiet, Piggy."

As you said, it really encapsulates his depravity, and the screaming of the quiet part out loud that he and his base engages in.

18.11.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 198    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Owning an old home is such a money pit. 0/10, would not recommend. Genuinely makes me miss renting, it's that bad.

18.11.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#bb27

18.11.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Timing feels a little off to be dropping #Survivor50 premiere news when we're still at final 9 in #Survivor49. That feels like a finale night tease. ๐Ÿค”

Anyway, let the skyline be warned. This will be an obnoxious Cirie and Genevieve stan account for the duration of season 50. #Survivor

17.11.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stand By Me, Misery, Shawshank. C'mon man.

16.11.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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14.11.2025 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue shirt is saying i want you to get the word out there ALT: a man in a blue shirt is saying i want you to get the word out there
13.11.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a pink shirt and bow tie says i 'm so used to giving and now i get to receive . ALT: a woman in a pink shirt and bow tie says i 'm so used to giving and now i get to receive .
13.11.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cannot believe how badly Rizzo and Savannah snowed the hell out of the rest of them. Absolutely embarrassing for the other 4. #Survivor #Survivor49

13.11.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

High key

13.11.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We stan a dynamic duo #Survivor

13.11.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sophie that pause, lmao. Girl, you need to immediately reassure her your not voting her. Lol. #Survivor

13.11.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay Rizzo, your speaking my language. Get to work, King. #Survivor #Survivor49

13.11.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really don't get why Sophie didn't bring MC into the decision by asking whether it should be Jawan or Sage, instead of just telling her she's doing Jawan. Make her feel included in the decision and frame it as protecting OG Hina, and she probably doesn't spill. #Survivor

13.11.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like her getting to go to tribal as a twist, but being able to save the vote is production being over the top. #Survivor #Survivor49.

13.11.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was my thought as well. I was okay, she just gonna get to give Rizzo the necklace, Huh.

13.11.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idk why, but Savannah's goodbye wave absolutely fried me #Survivor #Survivor49

13.11.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What, no, I am totally cool. Definitely not trying to hold back from reacting to a certain houseguest following another houseguest on IG.

12.11.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Unboxing my BIG BROTHER 27 Care Package! | Vince BB27
YouTube video by Vinny Panaro Unboxing my BIG BROTHER 27 Care Package! | Vince BB27

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ANOTHER VINNY YT POST HAS HIT THE FEED. #bb27 #bbsky youtu.be/PEz6ZxJle2g?...

12.11.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Repost with an iconic fictional band

12.11.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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