Rob Auton

Audience member said “What?” After every line I said.

Wales does rain very well.

How I know I’m alive

...and then if you do get a life you like, you have to keep it going so you continue to like it. I think settling into the turbulence of moments has to be done. The fight to feel the moments, up and down. I'm going to be making a substantial amount of paintings of my writing to put in my onl@ne sh#p

This cat is seriously upset with the state of this country.

I want to live in a world where empathy is a compulsory school subject.

Poster idea for Sun-Maid Raisins.

Thanks to all who came to watch our set at @endoftheroadfestival.com.

Nice to meet you too, thanks for coming to my show.

Large thanks for anyone who came to see my show in Edinburgh. I’m taking the show on tour next year, tickets are on my website.

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Thanks a lot for coming to the show, much appreciated.

Ah boom cheers Dave, much appreciated.

Thanks big time for that Rick. Much appreciated. Chuffed you enjoyed it.

Thanks for coming, the beard is growing back as I type.

Thanks to anyone who has been to a work in progress of this show. Your attendance has been very helpful. I start my Edinburgh run of shows a week tomorrow. If you would like to come to it I would love to see you.

🚂🚂🚂 2026 TOUR🚂🚂🚂
I am taking my new show on tour next year. If you would like to come to it, I would love to see you. Tickets are on sale on my website at 10am today.

Tomorrow night, MARGATE. Myself and JFAbraham are bringing our words and music project to ‘Where Else’ in Margate. It would be great to see you if you fancy it?

On Friday night myself and JFAbraham are bringing our words and music project to MARGATE. If you would like to come to it we would love to see you there. Tickets here dice.fm/event/6d67g3...

Tomorrow in Kennington. 3pm heeeeere we go.

Hah yep Elgar Room fyi

Wooooork in progress shows

Reading can make you do stuff

Ah cheers for coming to it Tim 🤘👍

Edinburgh Festival. I am doing my new show ‘CAN- The Story of a Man Called Can’ at the fringe for the month. It is an hour long story, I’ve written it and am going to perform it. I’m on at 1.25pm every day from 30th July to 24th of August. It would be great to see you if you fancy it.

Woooooork in progress shows this week, details on my wwwebsite.

Multi award-winning writer, performer and actor Rob Auton brings his debut story to the Edinburgh Fringe. Having written 11 critically acclaimed shows on specific themes, Rob Auton is now keen on telling you a story he has written about a man he made up called CAN. At one point in his life CAN was the world's number one motivational speaker... and then something happened. 'A genuine original' (Guardian). 'You will walk out feeling transformed. And fully alive' (Scotsman). 'Brilliant' (Stewart Lee). 'The mother freaking greatest' (James Acaster). 'A genius' (Bridget Christie).

Wahaay. I’m up there for the month of August, 1.25pm every day at Assembly Roxy www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

Tonight🤘

This Sunday from 5.30pm-6.30pm I am doing a work in progress of my new show ‘CAN:The Story Of A Man Called Can’ at the Bill Murray in Angel. I’ve been enjoying crossing some stuff out and underlining other bits. It would be great to see you if you fancy it. T*+%ets googleable