Rob Auton

People of London. Some of the nights for my run of shows @sohotheatre.bsky.social are nearing capacity. If you would like to come to it I would love to see you there. Tickets here sohotheatre.com/events/rob-a...

Dogs look at me differently when I have a big beard.

Sometimes on videos of me doing stand-up people comment “don’t give up your day job” but my day job is writing comedy to perform on a night so I’ll take it as a compliment I guess.

I am doing a UK tour of my show ‘CAN- The Story of a Man Called Can’ in 2026. It would be great to see you there if you fancy it. Thanks to everyone who has already bought a ticket. Tickets here robauton.co.uk

You know what? I hope they keep doing it earlier and earlier because if they do, in a few years time the Christmas launch will start on December 24th.

How do I unsubscribe from Christmas until December 1st?

Absolutely

Piece of toast at a bus stop.

True story

I am doing a tour of my latest show ‘CAN’ next year. The tour starts at SOHO THEATRE in London on 19th of January. Tickets for the shows are here robauton.co.uk

Audience member said “What?” After every line I said.

Wales does rain very well.

How I know I’m alive

...and then if you do get a life you like, you have to keep it going so you continue to like it. I think settling into the turbulence of moments has to be done. The fight to feel the moments, up and down. I'm going to be making a substantial amount of paintings of my writing to put in my onl@ne sh#p

This cat is seriously upset with the state of this country.

I want to live in a world where empathy is a compulsory school subject.

Poster idea for Sun-Maid Raisins.

Thanks to all who came to watch our set at @endoftheroadfestival.com.

Nice to meet you too, thanks for coming to my show.

Large thanks for anyone who came to see my show in Edinburgh. I’m taking the show on tour next year, tickets are on my website.

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Thanks a lot for coming to the show, much appreciated.

Ah boom cheers Dave, much appreciated.

Thanks big time for that Rick. Much appreciated. Chuffed you enjoyed it.

Thanks for coming, the beard is growing back as I type.

Thanks to anyone who has been to a work in progress of this show. Your attendance has been very helpful. I start my Edinburgh run of shows a week tomorrow. If you would like to come to it I would love to see you.

🚂🚂🚂 2026 TOUR🚂🚂🚂
I am taking my new show on tour next year. If you would like to come to it, I would love to see you. Tickets are on sale on my website at 10am today.

Tomorrow night, MARGATE. Myself and JFAbraham are bringing our words and music project to ‘Where Else’ in Margate. It would be great to see you if you fancy it?

On Friday night myself and JFAbraham are bringing our words and music project to MARGATE. If you would like to come to it we would love to see you there. Tickets here dice.fm/event/6d67g3...