JADE MAO

JADE MAO

@jademaomi.bsky.social

ε–΅ πŸˆβ€β¬› πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ she/her | fictional scientist πŸˆβ€β¬› tags #art #TheExpanse #3BodyProblem

331 Followers 49 Following 808 Posts Joined Oct 2024
2 days ago

happy contrapoints day to all who celebrate

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1 week ago

in a past life i was a medieval scribe of some sort writing into the night by candlelight which is the most romantic pastiche i can paint of how this semester is working me to the absolute bone. and yet the suffering is still preferable to continuing to have my brain ground frictionless by email job

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1 week ago

i had an ex who would get jealous when i cuddled my cat, like she thought he was competition or something. lady, i let this animal lick my face with the same mouth he uses to clean his asshole and eat his own puke. you aren't even a contender

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2 weeks ago

alysa liu makes me so proud to be a chinese californian alt girl w fuckass hair

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2 weeks ago

guy who's never done anything wrong in his life (guy who commits felonies daily)

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2 weeks ago

your mistake was writing more than three sentences (or one lbr)

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2 weeks ago

research funding in the US has been decimated under the current regime. as it relates to palestine, israel has destroyed all palestinian universities. no more palestinian physicists.

which only reinforces @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social and @mattxiv.bsky.social's point: everything is political

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2 weeks ago
YouTube
The Epidemic of Celebrity Cowardice (with Gianmarco Soresi and Caroline Kwan) YouTube video by matt bernstein

to @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social's comment about becoming a physicist if you want to stay apolitical β€” i'm an astrophysics student. on the first day of my first class, astro 101, we discussed how the field has long excluded marginalized people and been subject to political tides

youtu.be/dGjM44xI_3k

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2 weeks ago

oh my GOD i'm glad you caught it... once i thought i smelled gas and realized either jaspers or i bumped a stove knob and we were huffing good old CO

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2 weeks ago

don't give mr beast any ideas

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2 weeks ago

since i'm studying astrophysics because of liu cixin could you say i'm in a very chinese time of my life (was literally already chinese)

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2 weeks ago

i *can* make him fit the curve...

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2 weeks ago

TA, about data: it's noisy

jaspers πŸˆβ€β¬›, simultaneously: waAAAaaahhh

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3 weeks ago

went on wikipedia to check my info and the foxtrot was originated by black americans so nvm y'all really can't help yourselves huh

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3 weeks ago

i don't think we should bring back most things from that period but maybe if y'all still had poodle skirts and the foxtrot you would culturally appropriate less

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3 weeks ago

i've been listening to vintage music while i study and i gotta say the white folks don't have moves like they used to... where are the little twirls. what happened to your funky leg swings and wobbles

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3 weeks ago

can you have a parasocial relationship with a show

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3 weeks ago

miss them sooo baddd 😭

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3 weeks ago

when they rest their chin on the chinrest... and not as visually upsetting but emotionally is no shoulder rest (that said i played w no shoulder rest for years when i first started bc nobody told me it wasn't supposed to hurt THAT bad)

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3 weeks ago

DUDE CONGRATULATIONS!! πŸ₯³

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3 weeks ago

it took me like twice as long to figure out how to draw chibi that were only a little horrifying as it did to draw regular-sized people

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1 month ago
Cursed hongbao alignment chart meme by OP.
Top headers: Packet Purist (packet must be red and made of paper), Packet Neutral (packet must be made of paper of any colour), Packet Rebel (packet can be any material)
Side headers: Content Purist (packet must contain money), Content Neutral (packet must contain a trading resource), Content Rebel (packet can contain anything useful)

Each combination of headers contains a photo of the specified object.
Packet purist, content purist: Hongbao containing money is a hongbao
Packet neutral, content purist: Pikachu hongbao is a hongbao
Packet rebel, content purist: Wallet is a hongbao
Packet purist, content neutral: Hongbao containing chocolate coins is a hongbao
Packet neutral, content neutral: Monopoly game box is a hongbao
Packet rebel, content neutral: Yu-Gi-Oh booster pack is a hongbao
Packet purist, content rebel: Sun-Maid raisin box is a hongbao
Packet neutral, content rebel: Chicken rice packet is a hongbao
Packet rebel, content rebel: Tissue packet is a hongbao

it's that time of year

(cw food)

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1 month ago

professors love to assign a workload that assumes theirs is the only class or overall obligation in your life

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1 month ago

whoever designed the apple pencil to roll into the abyss at any opportunity should be sentenced to push one up a mountain for eternity like sisyphus

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1 month ago

not me working myself into an early grave to meet a deadline and the prof extends it. always procrastinate, kids

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1 month ago

the instinct to lie on the carpet is how i know i'm back in college fr

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1 month ago

physics prof this semester is an asian milf with a cute voice who gave me extra credit for including my cat in my profile it's so over for me y'all

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1 month ago

im gonna put them in my mouth

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1 month ago
a bunch of different pikachus!

Pikachu day???
Old art!

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1 month ago

i forget how commonplace generative a/i is to normies, prof is letting us discuss the class policy and everyone else is like i use it sometimes :) meanwhile i'm off in the corner ranting about data centers polluting marginalized communities and intellectual property theft

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