Jessica Zellers

Jessica Zellers

@stellagarp.bsky.social

Anti-ICE links: https://www.standwithminnesota.com/ Jessica is an editor, writer, dancer, and smut peddler. Stella is her unpublished pseudonym. Twin Cities, MN. She/they. Hire, tip, or subscribe https://linktr.ee/bluelegenddancer

5,839 Followers 1,165 Following 54,318 Posts Joined Aug 2023
46 minutes ago
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Guest instructor in tonight’s conditioning class. She hadn’t seen me in a while and exclaimed about how much better my inverts are getting.

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3 hours ago

he only just wanted to talk about a book, the poor lamb

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4 hours ago

they're gorgeous!

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4 hours ago

though I have recently revised my local socializing rule to include: Must have participated in the ICE resistance

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4 hours ago

My socializing rule: If you live locally and want to hang out, I'll probably agree to it, if we're already mutuals. It's important to me to build local community. If you live father away and want to hang out, we should be friends first.

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4 hours ago

I *extremely* respectfully followed you back

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5 hours ago

I do like people who are brilliant and hilarious, a lot

I appreciate the men who correctly identify themselves as "hot mess"

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5 hours ago

even with the most charitable interpretations for his behavior, it's still gross and weird

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5 hours ago

Oooh I should look into that

though

not to brag

but I am really extremely good at detecting toxic men by now. Quite talented.

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5 hours ago

👀

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5 hours ago

even if he truly only wanted a friend date, because he was super virtuous or what have you, I would have been uncomfortable. I can't remember his name and literally never think of him, but I should want to set aside an hour for this man driving five hours total to talk to me? what

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5 hours ago

And even if he'd been single, I wouldn't have wanted to! he felt a closeness between us that did not exist.

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5 hours ago

yeah, he thought the fire pit detail was a winning argument. astonishing.

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5 hours ago

Everyone knows her

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5 hours ago

the bar is lowered

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5 hours ago

Even if he only wanted a friend date, it was premised on a rapport that did not exist. You don't spend 5 hours total driving to chat books and get dinner unless you're already getting along smashingly. I saw his message and was thinking, who are you? remind me your name? have we talked before?

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5 hours ago

the wheedling tone did not help his case

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5 hours ago

then they describe to you at length why you are wrong to be disgusted

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5 hours ago

I get flames at the side of my face when men "correct" me. motherfucker, I understood you just fine.

And I was only being polite in the first place, mentioning his wife. I didn't want to hang out with him! not even if he were single!

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5 hours ago

I serve a lot of personality on here. I serve other things too on OnlyFans. Whole lot of internet people with low grade crushes on me. It's flattering! Only some of them think how cool it would be to hang out. If I don't have a strong sense of their personality--if we're not friends--it's lopsided.

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5 hours ago

he premised the whole novel on a relationship that existed only in fantasy.

I've noticed this happening more, especially now that I'm a sex worker. Men I do not know well decide they like me and want to spend time with me and I'm all like who are you again

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6 hours ago

Wendy can also be annoying, but there are times when she shows up and it's a huge relief

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6 hours ago

you can see them a little bit here. And I'll be releasing more photos in the coming days.

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6 hours ago

I rarely go anywhere except the aerial studio and the grocery store, so I appreciate the excuse to doll myself up.

I did wear heels! simple black pumps.

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6 hours ago

that does seem motivating, yes.

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6 hours ago
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a cartoon wolf is sitting at a table with his mouth open Alt: cartoon woof making awooga eyes.

you mean like this

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7 hours ago

No dates, no prospects, but the fashion must go on. A client requested content with gloves, so I went with high femme. This is one of the safe-for-work photos from that day.

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7 hours ago

That’s a good one. ❤️ especially in an an age where too many people devalue creativity.

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7 hours ago

I am a big fan of going nowhere and being cozy. It's my favorite thing.

Congratulations to your oldest kid!

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7 hours ago

ooof. I'm glad you got that sorted.

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