@stellagarp.bsky.social
Anti-ICE links: https://www.standwithminnesota.com/ Jessica is an editor, writer, dancer, and smut peddler. Stella is her unpublished pseudonym. Twin Cities, MN. She/they. Hire, tip, or subscribe https://linktr.ee/bluelegenddancer
So true bestie
05.03.2026 15:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Want to pet
05.03.2026 15:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look at this mfer not telling me more
05.03.2026 15:06 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Read more books, motherfucker = my whole entire dating philosophy
05.03.2026 15:05 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tell me more
05.03.2026 14:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Far Side cartoon. A gentleman steps outside to inspect a piano stool that lies broken on the ground. He does not see the piano about to fall on his head.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A-flat minor.
*you're. good lord.
05.03.2026 05:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0your the feetured act
05.03.2026 05:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0worst that'll happen is you'll strengthen your core and upper body
05.03.2026 04:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0how's the weather down there
05.03.2026 04:39 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0you can trust me
05.03.2026 04:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0aerial decompressed my spine! a lot!
05.03.2026 04:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you should!
05.03.2026 04:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am Tall now
05.03.2026 04:35 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0hanging upside down like a bat
05.03.2026 04:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0something like that
05.03.2026 04:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's when I started aerial. All that hanging around upside down lengthened my spine. also hey I can do pull-ups now, I don't know if I've mentioned
05.03.2026 04:33 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0you mean like
05.03.2026 04:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0At age 43, I grew from five foot one to five foot three.
05.03.2026 04:31 — 👍 50 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0what are you cooking for me?
05.03.2026 04:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🧐
05.03.2026 03:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm sorry. That's so hard.
05.03.2026 03:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0hot but not lewd
05.03.2026 03:37 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0it's the fascism, boss
05.03.2026 01:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1This year I have started two books and finished zero. I have never gone this long without finishing a book.
05.03.2026 01:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I need to get my reading headspace back, even if I have to force it
05.03.2026 00:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wyrd Sisters, by Terry Pratchett. Healing: the act of radical self-care, by Dr. Joi Lewis. In the first Circle, by Solzhenitsyn . We keep us safe, by Zach Norris.
This is my side table stack
05.03.2026 00:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was on Pine Lake, down County Road K
05.03.2026 00:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I looked ahead to my calendar for next week and it turns out that twice, not once but twice, I made this note to myself:
Start reading again
it's just another version of the upper crust ruling us
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