A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.
"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."
The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.
John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"
NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.
PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."
Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."
PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.
Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
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The image is a meme with three panels, using a scene from a movie to humorously convey a conversation about prosecuting people associated with the Epstein files.
1. Top Panel: Shows two characters, with the left one facing the camera and the right one seen from behind. The text reads: "prosecute everyone in the Epstein files."
2. Middle Panel: Features a close-up of the right character facing the camera. The text states: "if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system will collapse."
3. Bottom Panel: The left character is in focus, looking at the right character, with the text: "I already said prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, you don't need to sell it to me."
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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
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This video means a lot to me, would appreciate sharing it around
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YouTube video by CuriousGuy Zone
The Inherent Humanity of Sonic Adventure 2
Made a video:
youtu.be/VH-O5VJbnQw
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I hope you intendo make it up to them
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What the fuck
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Spicy mayonnaise, white man's greatest fear
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Nobody told me that getting all of these games working with local multiplayer was going to be such a pain in the ass.... But I did it
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Como que comisiรณn, borra
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Can I be the anarcho-pope?
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Roots bear!?!?!?!
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Only 1 more spot available! Just need a background artist, if you can speak Spanish that'd be ideal but it's not a requirement.
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It's 4 AM but I went to sleep Super early yesterday
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Just WOKE up
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that's different right, I mean when people say "I like music" as a personality trait, that like doesn't tell me anything, nobody in their right mind dislikes not just a genre of a medium but an entire medium
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Into ANY music??? At all? They don't like any song???
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I love whenever I hear someone say that they are into music because... What does that mean?????
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Math hausen
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Omg you must be trolling, how do you not know what she means by liberal, and who cares if it doesn't allign with political science language is socially constructed EVERYONE understands what she means by liberal.
MLK Jr used the term White liberal all the time for instance.
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This gave me no strong feelings one way or the other
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Eso solo funciona si tu nombre es Jose y ahi tenes una aventura bizarra
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An illustration featuring all of the characters from Knuckles Chaotix and the Chaos rings.
Just another day
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Guys I got it
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At the Sonic, straight up having an adventure, and by an adventure, let's just say it's the second one
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If you're interested I myself have been looking for a while now, kind of amazing I just stumbled upon your post rn Lmao
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