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Watching Straight Men Watch Heated Rivalry It’s rare for any one piece of culture to inspire as many reaction videos as ‘Heated Rivalry’ has, yet so much of this genre is about watching straight men become captivated with the story of two professional hockey players falling in love.

It’s rare for any one piece of culture to inspire as many reaction videos as ‘Heated Rivalry’ has, yet so much of this genre is about watching straight men become captivated with the story of two professional hockey players falling in love.

TOM CRUISE WHERE ARE YOU

REPEAT AFTER ME

*I am too old to be checking if he watched my insta story*

*I am too successful to be checking if he watched my insta story*

*I am too grounded in complete and utter gratitude for my current reality just as it is to be checking if he watched my insta story*

Excuse me Google, no results for this one?

The Sound of Music being about an upbeat, chaotic woman falling in love with a grumpy man who has no time for her feels so intensely personal in a way that makes me question just HOW formative that movie was for me…

A clip from 101 Dalmatians (1996) has made it to the Academy Awards, I repeat: A clip from 101 Dalmatians (1996) has made it to the Academy Awards!!!!!!!

The thing the Oscars is really making me question is…does Kylie Jenner know how to laugh

This was the night I wanted in 2022 for Red Rocket. Luv u Sean Baker.

#SNL50 singlehandldly bringing joy back

someone delete the phrase “belly laughs” from every white woman’s vocab

I fear I have been radicalized…as a Robbie Williams fan. I liked Better Man more than Wicked, I said what I said!!!

Adorable baby Jeremy Strong, wearing madras shorts, poses next to an Oscar statue

The photo that accompanied Jeremy Strong's Oscar nomination reaction statement (!)

I will not watch The Godfather unless I have a boyfriend that’s making me watch it bc that’s my interpretation of feminism

andrew garfield putting on his readers for the teleprompter

Andrew Garfield EXCUSE ME

The cursed first week of January where you haven’t logged enough movies for your @letterboxd.social stats to kick in yet

I’ve just definitively decided I’m never getting Botox because how could someone ever fall in love with me if I don’t get a little crinkle above my nose when I’m looking at him like he’s nuts.

It’s giving Insurrection: Here We Go Again

•The Apartment
•Sully
•A Thousand and One
•Perfect Days
•Deep Impact (lol)
•The Taste of Things
•A Woman Under the Influence
•Sing Sing
•The Last of the Sea Women
•Young Woman and the Sea
•Ghostlight

Movies I watched this year that made me cry the most

Telling people my grey hairs are actually just hair tinsel ala Anora

If I’m being honest with myself, I think I’d break immediately in an interrogation situation because I’d be too excited at the opportunity to gossip to keep my mouth shut.

What’s next, Nate Berkus for Secretary of the Interior?!