zygomatica @zygomatica - Bluesky Profile

She bought a pack of gum

15.02.2026 18:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man says i did n't do anything ALT: a man says i did n't do anything

04.02.2026 18:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Sausages

30.01.2026 03:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And when you do remember your tots, some asshole comes along and squashes them 😒

17.01.2026 18:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I cannot put enough vitriol in my voice when I say Fuck ICE.

12.01.2026 00:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Merry Chrysler

25.12.2025 19:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Looks like I'll be driving or taking a train for the foreseeable future.

11.11.2025 15:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

BreadWorld after Dora's anti-industrialist bombing 😂

04.11.2025 15:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think you're supposed to shake it all up, but when I tried that, it just went flying everywhere, so idk 😬

19.10.2025 16:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a person in a superhero costume is standing on a staircase and says for my homies ALT: a person in a superhero costume is standing on a staircase and says for my homies

09.10.2025 22:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a cowboy hat says hey where the white women are ALT: a man in a cowboy hat says hey where the white women are

31.08.2025 14:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She's on a mission from god

31.08.2025 03:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love those moments 😄

29.08.2025 01:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't meet the qualifications, unfortunately.

28.08.2025 21:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want out of here 🫩

28.08.2025 01:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

25.08.2025 22:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a hat stands in front of a crowd with the words you can do it above him ALT: a man in a hat stands in front of a crowd with the words you can do it above him

23.08.2025 14:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The adhd be adhd-ing 😂

22.08.2025 21:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I dunno, it's pretty fuzzy. Given the size of the wings, I'm leaning condor or harpy eagle.

27.07.2025 01:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I would like for wealthy people excited for tax cuts to sign a piece of paper acknowledging that every dollar they get in tax breaks is going to be paid for by someone else…either someone not getting healthcare or SNAP or some future person paying higher taxes to pay the interest on our new debt.

02.07.2025 05:27 — 👍 7053 🔁 962 💬 198 📌 39

What?

22.06.2025 15:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0