Halloweenie time! Don't be scared, just slap this spooky dick against your mouth #fcf
31.10.2025 15:49 — 👍 32 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0@thingsweresaid.bsky.social
Geek/Gay/Top • Perpetually h-word • Music lover • Techie • Writer of things • Slightly(?) unhinged • He/Him • Also NSFW. Cash App: $cajme - Venmo: cajme
Halloweenie time! Don't be scared, just slap this spooky dick against your mouth #fcf
31.10.2025 15:49 — 👍 32 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Wait why are people asking you this? Did you carve a pumpkin recently or something?
31.10.2025 20:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0VERY very cute 😍
31.10.2025 17:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 010/10 ass looks amazing and spectacular
31.10.2025 17:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😍😍😍
31.10.2025 16:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Halloweenie time! Don't be scared, just slap this spooky dick against your mouth #fcf
31.10.2025 15:49 — 👍 32 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Love this. You've won Halloween 😂
31.10.2025 15:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh no you're in the Burn Book and it says you're too gay to function!
31.10.2025 15:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Correct, let me get on a plane real quick ✈️
31.10.2025 15:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is so infuriating. SNAP literally only works when buying food. When people apply for it, they're subjected to invasive interviews and treated like criminals. SNAP is hard to get and keep. Rich white men who have the luxury of not needing social programs shut the fuck up challenge!
31.10.2025 15:12 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Fuck it" Well yes I certainly would 😍
31.10.2025 14:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Always hole and we love it
31.10.2025 14:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I would be a happy pumpkin fucker
31.10.2025 14:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would be so mad and grumpy all day (and have been when that happened)
31.10.2025 14:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Forgiven. You look great in these 😍
31.10.2025 14:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Body is teeeea. Good practice for No Clothes November
31.10.2025 14:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Happy birthday! 🎉🎉
31.10.2025 14:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh wow 🥵
31.10.2025 13:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A work of art 😮💨
31.10.2025 05:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*plays "Blue" by Eiffel 65*
31.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes please.
31.10.2025 01:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They would have worshipped you in Ancient Greece 😍
30.10.2025 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh WOW 🥵
30.10.2025 22:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If SNAP benefits pause on Nov 1, Gopuff is offering $50 in free groceries (up to $10M total) for SNAP customers. Add your EBT card in-app. Please share this with others if you can 🫶🏽
30.10.2025 20:39 — 👍 227 🔁 283 💬 1 📌 6Happy birthday! 🎉🎉
30.10.2025 21:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Welp, daddy's got debt to pay. Let's go
30.10.2025 21:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would like to see it 👀
30.10.2025 21:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was a whole experience. The call during the last half of the first track ripped out my heart. That's how you make art out of pain.
30.10.2025 18:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Same to you! Love that shirt
30.10.2025 18:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This country would rather have me die than let me have healthcare to live. The fact that the Federal Poverty Level is considered a hard limit at $15,650 is insane. If you make one penny less, you get no subsidy and have to pay $500+ a month. It's like you don't exist anymore. Total nonsense. (3/3)
30.10.2025 18:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0