Sheo (Blorbo Brainworm Edition)

You joke, but we actually have and regularly use those big ass veterinary gloves at my workplace. And yes, it does look especially suspicious if you're wearing them to mix chocolate batter.

Because big spoon is actually kinda shitty because the surface area of big spoon that touches the wall/floor of the bowl is tiny, and in many cases you need to have big surface area on there (like hand) to thoroughly mix the components that naturally wanna stick to the walls/sink to the bottom.

But also I have to assume there is a huge difference between individual bakeries, whether it's a small place or a huge company, and in what part of germany you are. Frommy experience, this is more common in smaller bakeries and in more rural areas. (5/6)

and there is again -some- truth to it. But you can, in fact, do all of that while wearing a glove too.
So I ASSUME the real reason in most cases has to do with an "It's how we've always done it and it has been alright so far!" kinda mindset. (5/6)

But also: There is this commonly held belief that you have to touch and feel the dough/batter/cream/whatever the heck you're doing with your bare hands, to feel the texture and temperature and consistency because how else are you gonna know you're doing it right?? (4/6)

don't have a union because we are snobby little bitches. But I digress) is: "It's going in the oven anyway! The germs will all be killed!" which is sort of true, tho they have yet to invent an oven that also removes all the arm hair, skin cells, and whatever other stuff you got on your arm. (3/6)

Anyway the common thing I hear from people who do this (Mostly bakers)(Pastry chefs tend to HATE being called bakers because bakers on average have 2 brain cells, Bakers think pastry chefs are snobby little bitches. Also Bakers have a union and get paid better because of that. Pastry chefs (2/6)

German pastry chef here (and also enjoyer of SWR Handwerkskunst)
Let me preface this with: If I did what these guys are doing at my workplace, I'd be fired within minutes for breaking every hygiene protocol we have. And sorry for the thread, I got a little too into it lol (1/6)

If you have any funny/stupid memes that could be fun to redraw with an OC (Specifically with my Engineseer son CK) feel free to drop them below. I have a few on my list but I'm always looking for more.

Should've torn into his trachea instead of playing pipe cutter on that wrist 😔

I have been bewitched with the infamous "hating to be around kids, yet children are drawn to me because I still treat them with more respect and kindness than the average 'But think of the children!!'- brained adult."-curse.

Me: I hate children

What I mean: I actively avoid being around any and all children but will still be nice and respectful when I HAVE TO be around them.

What people (want to) hear: I want every kid on the planet to suffer as much as possible and will murder any that cross my path.

Redraw of a frame of the intro from The Simpsons, where Bart writes on the chalkboard, but with my character CK. He is writing "I willnot bite the archmagos" over and over.

They have put my son in detention!!

Also love how she just very casually drops that Styx is a creature of the Amber (like all goblins are) but also she DOES still consider him "One of us" (an orc) which ist VERY interesting because technically our current Styx never was an Orc.

Went back and loaded an earlier save just to grab some shots from this cutscene.
Wren my beloved. Just look at her. She is perfect...

I forgot to take screenshots but omg Styx blades of greed FINALLY gave us an orc lady that's not a walking testament of someones fetish for big muscular women with huge tits!!!
Plus she is like. The first person we've met in all the games that's just. Genuinely nice to styx? From the start??

But then again I stand by my opinon that they haven't done a -good- set of starters since gen 3. Gen 7 was alright kind of but all the others? "Meh" at best. Can't even remember half of them.

New starters look like the initial concepts slapped actually but someone higher up kept going "No make them more cute! More marketable! Less detail, we have to keep merch production cost down!!" and iteration by iteration the life was sucked out of them.

Darkfallen

Sometimes you just gotta draw the skimpily dressed RP ladies. It's an urge I can't fight. But would I even want to? Probably not.
This one is called Vhaedra Emberstrike!
#art #fantasy #worldofwarcraft #sindorei #darkfallen

"CK Play your Trupet, let the people go berserk!"
*bass trumpet blaring at a volume that makes the Emperor's golden throne on Terra, at the other end of the galaxis, vibrate like it's Slaanesh's favorite dildo*

What if CKs Rite of Fear ability was just Timmy Trumpet X Savage- Freaks played the the maximum volume that imperial tech produce

I can't believe it's been almost two months but!! Tomorrow I get to play CK again! Yippee!!!

What can I say, they are my favorite chewing toys.

Also fun fact: There IS a "happy end" AU version of him where he gets the chance to make peace and he actually takes it and manages to live a somewhat normal life. There is also a "Dark" AU where the roles are reversed and Tauben stays with the cult while Threx gets to go on adventures as a paladin.

His theme is "You don't have to forgive those who wronged you, but you can't let your hate control you. For if you do, you may become someone even worse."
He too has done unspeakable things. Not because he enjoys it, but because he feels he has every right to make others suffer just as he has.

But his environment (and specifically Tauben) quite literally beat everything good out of him. Where Tauben was gifted the spark of compassion by a god, Threx's spark was stolen, ripped from his chest and kicked into the dust by his own family.

My OC Threx, a half orc in dark armor. One of his eyes is covered by an eyepatch.

My OC Threx, a half orc in dark armor. One of his eyes is covered by an eyepatch. He stands before a really bright red background and is surrounded by white lightning bolts.

Told myself I wouldn't go down this road in this thread bc who cares but I CARE so:

Tauben's half-brother Threx is his thematic opposite: He never wanted to be bad and tried to resist the Cult's dogma of violence, to find a better way.

Anyway. Nowadays he's still capable of killing without so much as batting an eye, but it takes a lot more to get him to do it. I like to compare him to animals like elephants in that regard: They are generally peaceful, but give them good enough reason and they will kill you in the most brutal ways.

Also something something about overcoming toxic masculinity and allowing yourself to forget and change the ways and values that you grew up with even if it's scary and uncomfortable and requires accepting that the things you believed in and tid were wrong.

He can't fix the lifes he destroyed in the past. But he can do better today. That's his big theme: Truly regretting your bad actions doesn't mean seeking forgiveness, but striving to do better and accepting that no matter how much better you become, no one ever owes you forgiveness.