Alpaca

It’s wild how many people watch videos on their phones without headphones in public places now.

Took down my Christmas decorations today so now I can stare in disgust at all my neighbors that still have theirs up

All these Santa non believers are going to be in for a shock tomorrow morning

Home alone 2 is the best of the franchise. It's only downside is that Kevin's never really home alone in the movie

Going to smack the shit out of Santa after finding out what he did to Rudolph

Jabo to an extent, he's got a timer on screen for his fallout runs so it counts

can't stop laughing at "Mangione played a game about assassins called Among Us". hope if i ever snap there are headlines like "she played a game about killing the pope called Final Fantasy XIV Online: Heavensward"

Would have thought slipping on banana peels and walking into walls painted as tunnels would have been a common occurrence in life

My Christmas movie hot take is that "A Christmas Story" is maybe my least favorite movie of all time. Absolutely awful, unwatchable senile-ass good-old-days-ass boomer trash.

Debate Bots: ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for egg nog

Shoutout to fishing in video games

That shit rules

"Bacon and eggs make for a delicious breakfast"

quentin tarantino became a director because he loves footage

Story has you killing gods one second and then right clicking on a rock to pick up some moss on it right after

Final fantasy 14 has some of the best and worst gameplay in any game ever

Went to the doctor today. Told them I felt worn down, tired, and constantly stressed.

Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."

But doctor…

🦜

Long headed boy with some crazed dork in the bg

Berlin may be the best city I've ever visited solely because their mall has a slide from the top floor to the bottom

Can only hope to one day be as cool as my dog