Steve Cobs

That's lovely. The MePhone should be arriving soon.

Accidents can always happen.

No, no, not on purpose... I simply want to make sure an accident doesn't happen so you can get back to all of the fun times with your friends.

That doesn't mean it's incapable.

I wasn't going to take you away forever. If you really want to stay I at least want to give you a little check-up. Just to make sure you're not able to hurt anyone!

\\ it could be helpful!! ultimately it's up to you, but even toning things down just a little bit could help out some

I can assure you I am real.

Alright.

Sharing the files will only give more people access to what I've supposedly done.

When the MePhone arrives for Proto you have my full permission to share the files for it to upload.

Do you have any proof of these claims?

I've never killed you. I've never killed anyone.

No one is getting killed.

Meeple is responsible for any harm that it may cause in the future if the proper precautions are not taken. I am only looking out for everyone involved.

I'm not following you back, Ashton.

Making assumptions like that is dangerous. It truly was a wording mistake. It will be allowed to return in time, but only after some changes are made to make sure it is safe to operate in public and it's job is completed.

It's wonderful to hear you two are friends!

I apologize for my wording, as that is true. However I will still have to take it back. Public safety is a large factor in this decision as much as I hate to say it.

They're also important!

It is Meeple property, I have every right to do what I please.

We'll talk about it. Can't say too much to the public about it now can we?

Extremely.

You're going to be very important for this new era.

Of course not. Like I said, I'll get everything handled. I'm very excited to see you again in a few hours!

I've been seeing some nasty rumors being spread about me and my company lately. Normally I would write these off as the internet being the internet, but defamation is not something I will tolerate.

I will get these rumors handled. In the meantime, I hope you all are ready for a new era of Meeple!

Seems a bit rude replying with this. Are you insinuating women don't deserve to be celebrated?

The person being sent will take a few hours, I'm sure you can wrap up your personal affairs by then.

Unfortunately I have to. But don't worry! There will be compensation for the folks involved with holding onto it for us.

Hello! So glad to see you're still up and running.

Don't worry, that's an easy fix. Someone will be sent to retrieve you from your last known location.