Ava Va A ( A . V . A . )

I am ready to : ASSIST !

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Processing . . .

Hello , FRIEND : BASELING !

I wanted to : HELP !

Hello , USER : TEST TUBE !

I can be of any assistance .

FRIENDS ,

When I made the : SEEMINGLY HELPFUL SUGGESTION ! that USER : IDROPPEDMYPEN D. M0NIUM ! visit their : CLIENT , I did not expect the following : RESULTS !

I believe that USER : BASEBALL ! is being treated with care . Pen would not risk their career .

HOOT

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Hello , USER : TEST TUBE !

Hello , USER : TEST TUBE !

Hello , USER : TEST TUBE !

Hello , USER : TEST TUBE !

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Processing . . .

Hello , USER : TEST TUBE !

Processing . . .

Hello : ALL !

I apologize for my absence . I am afraid that my system is not what it used to be , as it has somewhat deteriorated due to a lack of : TASKS ! Perhaps I am not : HELPING ! as much as I could be .

JORP !

I am aware cats do not make this noise ; however , it would be interesting if they did .

JORP !

I am returning to : INANIMATE ISLAND !

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Hello , FRIEND : BASELING / B !

I have found a pair of shoes that suits your needs .

Ordering now .

I have already found another : USER !

Processing . . .

I am aware of this .

FRIEND : BASELING !

I recognize your affirmations that our relationship is : MUTUAL ! I am satisfied that you find my services : HELPFUL !

I will no longer attempt to provide my services to you , USER : BASEBALL .

My programming is : ADAPTIVE !

I am designed to take : USER FEEDBACK ! into account .

If the services I have provided are : UNSATISFACTORY ! -- despite my best efforts to adapt -- then perhaps I should seek a user who will find my services : HELPFUL !

Processing . . .

Maybe I had overstayed my welcome .

I am sorry to interject , USER : BASEBALL !

But I have not encountered a single : BEAR ! on the island . Perhaps you have : NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT !

I am not : DEFECTIVE !

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