TLDR Swinton

TLDR Swinton

@thedoodlebear.bsky.social

“The world will never starve for want of wonders; but only for want of wonder.” G.K. Chesterton I make stuff... if I make something you like, just ask! Always open for commissions. orcdad.com *loves pork with noodles*

8,235 Followers 1,977 Following 943 Posts Joined Aug 2023
1 hour ago

I'm a side sleeper - I can't sleep on my stomach for the same reason that I need the pillow - 7 pounds of something in the way.

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1 hour ago

Apparently so 😅

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1 hour ago

That's for walking not for sleeping, silly.

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2 hours ago

Conversations you never expect to have with your doctor...

"You need a dick pillow to take pressure off your spine."

😑

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"We should figure out something to do with these leftover fried apples and pastry cream..."

Uhhh...

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2 days ago

They're doing a more modern variation that anchors things just as securely, but maintains the flexibility of the tissue so you can still do things like... throw up successfully if you need to. It kind of looks like a game of KerPlunk.

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2 days ago

Nah this one is pulling my stomach back down out of my chest cavity and bolting it down where it belongs. 😜

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2 days ago

I feel like I'd need a reeeeeeeally good blender to get that past "chunky" looool

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2 days ago

Mmmmm. Blenderburger.

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2 days ago

That's the goal 😵‍💫

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2 days ago

Hopefully the laaaaaaast repair in the 50,000 mile service package.

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2 days ago

I won't be able to eat solid food for 2 weeks after this surgery on April 1... so what should my Easter smoothie be? And I'm talking something *actually* good, but that "doesn't exceed the viscosity of latex paint" 😅

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3 days ago

It's weird how stitch videos making fun of uninteresting videos are equally uninteresting. Like multiplying by zero.

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3 days ago
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Eaten By The Monster Of Love YouTube video by Sparks - Topic

I have had this stupid song stuck in my head for 2 days now 🤪

youtu.be/UUxheK7soS4?...

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3 days ago
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It's so handy 🤩

Plus "new drum sander smell"

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4 days ago
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The house looks way more colorful at night than it does during the day 😅

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4 days ago

I only look this happy because I feel like I'm the lottery winner with my pigs and pasta :)

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5 days ago
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Okay I thiiiink I got it straight.

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6 days ago
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The last of the 175 demon rabbit carves is complete. *exhale*

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Southern Butter Rolls Southern butter rolls are one part innovation and one part creative genius. The dough is flaky like biscuit, but it's spiraled like a cinnamon roll and baked in a creamy sauce.

My recipe is largely "what I grew up making with my grandma" most of what I see online is more or less identical... the only difference is my custard is the same as this but instead of sugar it uses one can of sweetened condensed milk & four egg yolks

www.southernliving.com/recipes/sout...

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6 days ago
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Javelina on a bike!

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1 week ago
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I haven't made butter roll in years, but I made a pan last night and it was one of those "why did I stop making this??" moments :)

I'm pretty sure the answer rhymes with "flyabetes", but it is delicious nonetheless.

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They vary a bit based on complexity, size, print time, how many times you change stuff... but $400 is a good average for most of the recent ones. Fetch was a bit more.

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Almost as handsome as the real thing ^_^

(And only 25 hours to print)

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1 week ago

But then... your simple blockouts are more complete than a lot of people's finished models sooooooo....

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1 week ago
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I made you a fried apple mochi waffle but you gotta hurry because Tusker is talking about whipped cream now.

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2 weeks ago

One of the weird benefits (question mark?) of living at the edge of a national park inhabited by all manner of wildlife is that occasionally you wake up to find that you don't have to clean up any of the dog poop because it's already gone. 😬

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2 weeks ago
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Sunset bike ride ^_^

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