Louie Stowell

I cannot believe they missed one vital homosexual....the "school homo"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

AND INTRODUCING

JOHN HURT

AS

THE WAR QUEER

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Q:What do you call a Mercian King with sunburn?

A: Æthelred

Cover of Three Twins at the Crater School by Chaz Brenchley. Art by Ben Baldwin. Three young girls in green school uniforms cower back at the edge of a lake. From the waters emerges a giant Martian creature: part-insect, part-lobster. The Crater School buildings can be seen in the background.

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MrEST works from home on a Friday. Today he is ringing his team with news of pay rises and bonuses and I can hear the joy it’s giving in his voice.

I recorded some tracks for one of my songs this week and I haven't done that in... years.

I had a moment in my writing career that 16 year old me would have been super impressed by. Even 46 me is impressed. But that 16 year old girl within me... she kinda went and had her dreams come true.

YES!

We are going to see David Byrne tomorrow. One of my heroes. Never seen him live. The reviews for the tour have been amazing. I have the EXCITEMENT.

My daughter's Parents' Evening last night was astoundingly positive, one teacher called her 'a legend'. And as much as she got praised for academic stuff, one teacher also made the point of celebrating the support she gives others in the class whilst also suffering no bullshit.

NICE

Q: What do you call a Mercian king who offers a 50% discount on multiple purchases?
A: BOGOFFA

I got told I have a job interview for next week! I really hope i get it

So problematic I'm gonna cancel MYSELF

awwww!

Bit of a miser, unlike his predecessor, Bigs Penda

you know I'm not even sorry

husky sitting in the passenger seat of a car.

bringing this boy home from the kennels he's been stuck in for two years

ohhhhh xxx

oh wait I just rememebered what that's called hahahahaha

Giving it some thought...

My market on Saturday went super super well! And I had a good chat with my sister this week. :D

to be fair, a lot of jokes about this period are Offal

HAHAHA well done your wife, a future in M15 beckons...

ooh cool! Will flag that! Also: a dear friend of mine did your course and loved it, been meaning to tell you but kept forgetting! (mother of my god kid)

Q: What do you call a Mercian king who has reduced his prices?
A: Special Offa

That is a TERRIFYING mask I love it!!!! Also that books great

A child dressed as the titular headteacher from Pamela Buthchart's "My Headteacher is a Vampire Rat!" Wearing a mask of her own headteacher, adapted with fangs, rat ears, nose, whiskers and tail and a mocked up ID badge (the barcode will scan out as "Vampire Rat"). A white, collared t-shirt and maroon tie complete the outfit. And she is holding a print out of the book cover.

A handwritten certificate from my daughter: Parents' Certificates! This certificate is awarded to Timbo / Timothy James Hardy for being the best dad ever. Top 3 Character Strengths: 1 - Humour 2 - Kindness 3 - Love Each of the character strengths is illustrated with a doodle: Humour - a girl crying with laughter Kindness - a stick figure giving a present to another Love - a heart

World book day fun, my latest certificate, fun in a jokes thread yesterday (thank you) and today is shaping up to be a much needed and very relaxing day of TOiL.