@jedistark.bsky.social
The world is chaos, be kind Stand with 🇵🇸 , 🇺🇦 , 🇲🇽, 🏳️🌈, 🏳️⚧️ & NATO lvl 54, cis male Pluviophile User # 502,024 My Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pzsxocxkxe7jaxcmmjgsppm3/feed/aaaeckv4i7r5i
Hugs and head scritches to Za
New Canadian measuring standard just dropped
Ummm excuse me good sir, but WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK are you doing with mixing human brains with tech and teaching them to kill?
I’m not falling for this a second time.
🤞🏼☮️❤️
🫂☮️
When is Easter? I’m almost out of discount chocolate I stocked up on on Feb 15th
The Gen X urge to taunt you a second time
If you see this, quote post with your sexiest selfie
Why do I feel like @buckyisotope.bsky.social wrote his quote?
I’m glad Prime video is giving the newer generations the thrill of quiet tv shows with thunderously loud sudden commercials breaking their bass speakers.
My pussy totally gets wet enough so if I ask you to spit on it, it is just for the disrespect
Mmmm bacon.
And cheese…
Oo! And burgers… mmmm
“I miss laughing,” said Piglet
“Stick it up your whole ass,” said Tigger
Matthew means “God took your right sock”
Mmmm flavour country
me: can i borrow your car?
friend: you already borrowed my car
me: *nervously* can I borrow another one?
Holy fuck dude. I’m so sorry. 🫂❤️☮️
Whoever stole my antidepressants,
I hope you're happy.
I showed my tweets to my mom. She scrolled through like 45 blowjob tweets and didn’t blink. Then she got to one about licking a guy’s butt and she said, “Did you have to make it nasty?”
No new pictures, where are you mentally
me as a Bluesky therapist
Me: by emotionally stable, does being numb count?
Friends: No
Me: shit
Men will read this and then say “Fine. I’ll shower.”
hello yes i would like a shitty person to experience a consequence?
idk man fucking any of them surprise me
yes i'll hold
My lifelong review of anything I ever did was “Half assed”. I feel this in my bones. 🫂☮️
That was ONE TIME
Me to my friends: Shh, look over there. Don't make it obvious.
My friends: