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Ryan Ewing
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25.11.2025 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sonuva...
24.11.2025 01:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🫡
23.11.2025 15:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
21.11.2025 03:21 — 👍 227 🔁 33 💬 11 📌 3
This is one of the most depressing sentences/analogies I've heard in a while
21.11.2025 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Braver than like 90% of reporters for no reason at all.
20.11.2025 21:59 — 👍 3711 🔁 512 💬 45 📌 7
Sign on a library book drop sign requesting people to yell "NOT A SQUIRREL" to confirm they are human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch.
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
With penalties
17.11.2025 00:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Leibniz >>>>>>>>>
15.11.2025 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
14.11.2025 19:02 — 👍 9737 🔁 1241 💬 93 📌 32Super powers?
14.11.2025 19:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Okay
13.11.2025 22:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰
10.11.2025 18:47 — 👍 1234 🔁 397 💬 10 📌 18Whew
09.11.2025 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*so far*
09.11.2025 00:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Remember this intentional grounding when someone complains that Mahomes gets all the calls.
Nobody "gets all the calls." The officials make bad calls randomly.
gdi Paul
02.11.2025 04:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The blue jays say you'll stay up longer and you'll *like it*
02.11.2025 03:58 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit
01.11.2025 01:34 — 👍 1700 🔁 147 💬 22 📌 3
A drawing of ET waving at us on the cardboard packaging for a 1980s product called "E.T. Punch Balls" As this is a repost of a Feb 2023 tweet of mine, found here https://x.com/DemonTomatoDave/status/1623464715077795840?s=19 , I have taken this photo from the No Context E.T. account who posted it there, and who originally I retweeted.
Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
10.09.2025 14:20 — 👍 3933 🔁 1316 💬 60 📌 55Oooh, now would that same rule apply to Escobar's inside-the-parker in 2015?
30.10.2025 00:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0outfielders have to be the worst farmers i've ever seen. what are you doing out there? get to work
30.10.2025 00:35 — 👍 1137 🔁 114 💬 14 📌 3Graham Platner was viciously smeared by Graham Platner when Graham Platner posted bigoted shit under the name Graham Platner and tattooed a Nazi symbol onto poor Graham Platner.
This collusion of Graham Platner against Graham Platner is obviously a nefarious conspiracy.
Week 8 Objective NFL Power Ratings
The Chiefs are the best team always has been . meme
mahomes doing mahomes things
29.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0It’s okay, Jays. You’ll get ‘em in game four, which starts ten minutes from now.
28.10.2025 06:53 — 👍 2294 🔁 262 💬 29 📌 6
A bouquet of flowers, an apology note, a private jet ride, it literally doesn't matter. I'm mad that he's been available for three full minutes. Kidnap him. Bring him home.
28.10.2025 19:47 — 👍 57 🔁 8 💬 7 📌 4
How often teams are #SlinginIt on early downs
28.10.2025 15:49 — 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1Patrick Mahomes with the folderol, the hokum, the absolute fiddle-faddle and horsefeathers of it all, how dare he
28.10.2025 02:40 — 👍 139 🔁 12 💬 5 📌 1Appreciate it.
24.10.2025 02:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
