Rides That’ll Beat Your Ass

Rides That’ll Beat Your Ass

@assbeaters.bsky.social

The pre-eminent Bluesky car account

1,277 Followers 26 Following 24 Posts Joined Jul 2023
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2 years ago
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None of the above, dumbass

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My Uber is here

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picture of a silver Toyota Camry with the Ohio license plate “TWINS69”, spotted on my way to work this morning

CUSTOMER: FAN OF THE 1969 MINNESOTA TWINS

OHIO BMV: 69 = SEXUAL REFERENCE, NO 1969 ON RECORD

VERDICT: APPROVED

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rear end of a white Land Rover LR4 with a backwards American flag decal on the left rear quarter panel, a roof access ladder on the back, a rear window wrap of a photo of many colorful teddy bears on the dashboard of this very car and “ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME” on the rear bumper

ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME @assbeaters.bsky.social

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I know who Selena is. I also have no clue why she’s depicted as a mermaid.

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A Chevy pickup tailgate with the singer Selena painted as a mermaid above the words Corpus Christie, Tx
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A very narrow orange car in traffic
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2 years ago
YouTube
BOAT Motor SWAP in a CAR! Watch this playlist : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS4itA1dSjA&list=PLTjoP4C86-13veE9Cxa-x2DL4cdDpfN9t&index=1&ab_channel=LifeOD

Here’s the source.

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A Honda with a Honda outboard engine under the hood
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A Honda with a Honda outboard engine under the hood
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A fake Tesla cybertruck

cybertronk

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A Little Tikes cozy coupe with a turbo and Nos
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A Little Tikes cozy coupe with a turbo and Nos
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Car with Squidward and SpongeBob vinyls on the rear so that the tail lights are their eyes
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Car with Squidward and SpongeBob vinyls on the rear so that the tail lights are their eyes
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Grimace texts that no one is home.

You:

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A trike that looks like a cheeseburger
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2 years ago

Hot damn

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2 years ago
Not sure how to alt text this, but if someone death proofed the Griswold’s family trickster and parked it in front of a “no parking anytime” then that’s what this is.

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Therapist: The "uwu" car is not real and it cannot hurt you

The "uwu" car:

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not true

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A big rig with a custom painted rear that shows Jesus holding the big rig in the picture
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Truck with truck nuts and a back windshield that says Real men don’t pee, they piss
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A tailgate with a picture of Trump and Biden kissing that says Can’t we all just get along
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