@assbeaters.bsky.social
The pre-eminent Bluesky car account
None of the above, dumbass
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My Uber is here
19.09.2023 19:13 — 👍 32 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 1
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26.08.2023 13:13 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
picture of a silver Toyota Camry with the Ohio license plate “TWINS69”, spotted on my way to work this morning
CUSTOMER: FAN OF THE 1969 MINNESOTA TWINS
OHIO BMV: 69 = SEXUAL REFERENCE, NO 1969 ON RECORD
VERDICT: APPROVED
10.08.2023 12:35 — 👍 118 🔁 27 💬 0 📌 1
rear end of a white Land Rover LR4 with a backwards American flag decal on the left rear quarter panel, a roof access ladder on the back, a rear window wrap of a photo of many colorful teddy bears on the dashboard of this very car and “ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME” on the rear bumper
ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME @assbeaters.bsky.social
03.08.2023 21:05 — 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0
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31.07.2023 18:37 — 👍 86 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 1
I know who Selena is. I also have no clue why she’s depicted as a mermaid.
27.07.2023 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A Chevy pickup tailgate with the singer Selena painted as a mermaid above the words Corpus Christie, Tx
27.07.2023 00:26 — 👍 38 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 3
A very narrow orange car in traffic
17.07.2023 22:51 — 👍 35 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1
Here’s the source.
14.07.2023 15:47 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
A Honda with a Honda outboard engine under the hood
14.07.2023 13:37 — 👍 70 🔁 15 💬 5 📌 0
A Honda with a Honda outboard engine under the hood
14.07.2023 13:37 — 👍 70 🔁 15 💬 5 📌 0
A fake Tesla cybertruck
cybertronk
14.07.2023 02:31 — 👍 17 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1
A Little Tikes cozy coupe with a turbo and Nos
13.07.2023 03:01 — 👍 14 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
A Little Tikes cozy coupe with a turbo and Nos
13.07.2023 03:01 — 👍 14 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
Car with Squidward and SpongeBob vinyls on the rear so that the tail lights are their eyes
12.07.2023 17:35 — 👍 48 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
Car with Squidward and SpongeBob vinyls on the rear so that the tail lights are their eyes
12.07.2023 17:35 — 👍 48 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0Grimace texts that no one is home.
You:
A trike that looks like a cheeseburger
12.07.2023 16:30 — 👍 53 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 1Hot damn
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Not sure how to alt text this, but if someone death proofed the Griswold’s family trickster and parked it in front of a “no parking anytime” then that’s what this is.
@assbeaters.bsky.social
12.07.2023 14:50 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Therapist: The "uwu" car is not real and it cannot hurt you
The "uwu" car:
not true
12.07.2023 01:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A big rig with a custom painted rear that shows Jesus holding the big rig in the picture
11.07.2023 12:45 — 👍 116 🔁 28 💬 0 📌 3
Truck with truck nuts and a back windshield that says Real men don’t pee, they piss
11.07.2023 19:31 — 👍 86 🔁 18 💬 12 📌 2
A tailgate with a picture of Trump and Biden kissing that says Can’t we all just get along
12.07.2023 01:15 — 👍 46 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0
