Don't be miserly-- why not both?

Many ppl are racist, sexist fucks, true.

I honestly would sleep better at night thinking that he's in the White House because he was legitimately voted in, bc at least that's democracy in action.

But it goes against everything we saw &heard. It goes against all logic we know.

Independent news sources screamed for a good 3yrs that the architects behind Project2025 were carefully lining up an election theft.

The Atlantic outlined the tactics they were setting up to install trump against voter will.

We watch as EVERY law is trampled, but "omg ELECTION theft? Naw..."

Your responsibility isn't the same

The Dems showed. I worked polls 15hrs that day, deep Red area, &we were FLOODED w/newly-registered, 1st-time voter Dems

Fatty bragged no one needed to bother voting for him..

then blurted out that "Elon's computers" got him elected.

Yet we all pretend he won.

Agree. The Atlantic wrote a warning piece in way back in 2021 about the gears that were shifting to ensure donald got elected in 2024, and what Project2025 was about. Dems campaigned on it, for god's sake.

Maybe the OP didn't see this coming and it was a shock, but millions did.

"Don't y'all know that if sum1 says a crime happened, 'n then turns out there ain't no evidence &they was just lyin', that means no 1 kin ever say that same crime happened ever again, even wif evidence! Cuz that makes magic make dat crime disappear ferEVER!"

And that's what YOU sound like, dipshit.

Also Kamala:

Meh, I concede.
Yeah, I know I'm being urgently advised to call for a recount/investigation into the miraculous Red ~win~ in every. single. swing. state.
I know I literally ran as a ~fighter~ against terrifying threats of dictatorship.
But fight?
W/YOU ppl in the streets?
Lol no.
C-ya.

I'm sure she does.
After conceding the election w/in hrs (taking $1BIL in donations from voters), running off &hiding in her cozy upper class home to let all of us scream/march/protest/record atrocities in the streets for a yr, popping up only to sell her book, she's had time to think of more words.

Thanks so much!

Ooh, what app is that?

Excellent rebuttal to that vague "well that's not true" comment.

Also, of massively consequential note, he's pardoning some of the most prolific drug dealers/traffickers in modern times.

His favorite pardon crimes (so far):

Fraud
Drug trafficking
Insurrection
Assault of cops
Election tamperers

And regardless of supervision if they themselves are a felon pending sentencing.

Cut the DOJ some slack. Ok, they're spending a lot of time going after trump criticizers and trying to silence dissent, and don't get me wrong, that's horrifying. But do you people ever stop to think they might just need SOMETHING to do w/all the time they saved by not addressing the Epstein case?

Yeah, that would be him alright-- dressing up and trying to surround himself by real badasses, pretending he's not a punk ass bitch.

Ugh, this. I hit the comments to say how cowardly &entitled the Reddit comments were, calling out which cities the Black Panthers "need" to go to, &whining "why can't more of them doing this??"

Like if suddenly being oppressed is bothering you, YOU get out there. Black ppl aren't our slaves ffs.

Omg I want this on a tshirt.

I hope he doesn't.

"Trump's Acceptance of Coveted Nobel Prize-- Were Biden's Cognitive Deficits Covered by WH Staff??"

Funny you mention that-- it's great to see that in all her "fighting for the people" &being in hiding, she somehow didn't have to miss out on the face fillers that the trump ass kissers all seem mandated to have done to themselves. She's got the beginning Jigsaw going.

What a bizarre circle he has.

That's the first thing that jumped out at me.

"Announcement: I presented trump with the Peace Prize!"

This cringey doofus thinks receiving the peace prize granted her the powers of the esteemed Nobel Committee to award it to others.

True headline:
Dipshit 2 gets imaginary award from Dipshit 1.

Strange!

While you're Just Asking Questions Tho, in your great curiosity about why someone would dare to only criticize Christianity and omg not even MENTION Islam, why you only focus on Islam.

Excluding.. ya know..every other major religion.

Surely you've heard of some.

Judaism, maybe...

Personal information of 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol agents leaked online ICE List website says it was leaked information about federal agents after shooting of Renee Good in Minneapolis

Oh, that list is much more massive....

And all free to view now since Tues.

The really heartbreaking thing is that our current regime can't manage to pull it down since the badass running the site lives in the Netherlands.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

And not to accuse CBS of being naive Pollyannas, but they're way overestimating my compliance with even the hearing it part coming from anything they publish..

This is the Grindr guy, correct?

However, even if all of the people imteracting on Bsky and falling for this post WERE self-described liberals/democrats, it wouldn't negate MY point-- no magat would pick up on the satire.

Funny. I checked the 1st 10 profiles of people not getting the satire, and 2 were self-described liberals/Democrats.

You knew that and are a liar, or assumed and are.... well you know.

Not a single magat reading this would understand it's sarcasm.

Pretty sure, maybe I'm wrong, my memory sucks, but fairly sure this is the funniest post I've seen in 2026

"No one knew how complicated it would be to run their country."
-- donald dipshit, tomorrow

100%.
When you're a self-loathing gay deeply in the closet, you announce that you are Christian, get the biggest truck they sell, then get the most powerful gun. These people are so grossly fucking transparent to everyone but their other self-loathing buddies.