Speedlimit Gonzales

oh my god i think legolas just got on and off my bus

BUG NIPPLES

UNDER MY TOOTELAGE

SUMMON EXODIA

holy fuck yugi’s gonna fuckin die

so like. i’m watching yugioh for the first time since i was a child and the first episode. Kaiba is a high school student AND he runs a multi billion-dollar business????? idk bout u people but that’s a Lot of pressure

i see so many vid suggestions titled “ipad kid gets humbled”, but like, do people know that it’s not the kid’s fault that they’re an ipad kid? like yes they can be annoying af but like. it’s the parents who put them into that cycle in the first place

i BET far out homie, but i’m glad you got it!!

this may be the most diabolical thing i’ve decided to post on here. oh well

oh, your girl toots?? your girl does a little stinky fart sometimes???? she goes “poot” and does a little giggle??? well my girl Explodes. my girl Pierces the Sound Barrier. my girl isn’t afraid to break a few windows with her ass-vibrato. get a grip, virgin.

my soft girl 💖

Dula Peep

mf look like The Sock

YESSSS I PULLED ZHONGLI HELL YEAH PERSISTENCE PAYS OFF GANG 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 GOTTA BE ON THAT GENSHIN GRIND

jk snee i lov u mashed potato is fine lmao

okay eat ur mashed podado i’ll b over here CRONCHIN on my SUPERIOR POTATO PRODUCT

i’m starting to think maybe it’s a textural thing for me 🤔🤔🤔🤔 eniwae let’s eat potado togever

THINK ABOUT IT
- roast potato
- potato bake
- potato salad
- potato skins
- jacket potato
- chippies

OR

- mushy potato mush

why do people like mashed potato so much?? i feel like it’s the most boring version of potato you can get

i hate having car problems i wanna come OVERRRRRR THIS IS HOMOPHOBIC

nosferatu aura farming

The kebab guy does more for society than any government official

“is it in???” - @pokethorne.standingintheodds.com

a man is laying in bed with a blanket on and says `` let my cameron go . '' ALT: a man is laying in bed with a blanket on and says `` let my cameron go . ''

when Cameron was in Egypt’s laaaaaand

i feel like shit today gang ngl, need gf and. um. i dunno what else i need. i probably need to eat lmao

sometimes you just gotta disassociate in the big w

we owe Indigenous people the world and people in power are too weak to give it to them. EAT THE RICH

yeah because they drive like LUNATICS is okay babygirl i take care u

happy halloweeeeeeeeeen!! if anyone needs some scary tunes to set the mood, i’ve curated a massive playlist on spotify uwu

spotify.link/NTyZ7UI1TXb

you are so cute DAS MY BABY!!!!!! DAS MY LADY MY LOVE MY SUNSHINE GORL 💖💕😍