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This is like something I would Post !!

That is Clearly AI-Generated !! Tim Tebow has Never Gotten Pussy !!

Primitive Women would often Hunt with a Javelin instead of a Bow because when a Bow String Snaps Forward you Run the Risk of Whacking your Boobs Clean the Fuck Off !!

People who say things like "Fediverse" Already have their Heads Willingly Jammed up a Corporate Asshole !!

I have 4D Boobs !! I don't mean Quadruple D Size either !! I mean they have Become Unmoored from Linear Time !!

A Gentleman in Moscow is Actually Dog Shit Though !! Reddit doesn't know what it's Talking about !!

All Explosions in History have Happened because Someone had Really Hot Gay Sex Too Close to a Pile of Combustible Material !!

my pussy died! click here to fuck my husband

New Move: The Shelf-Stable Butt-Fuck !! That's where you Jizz in a Can and Leave it on a Shelf for 50 Years and then the Other Guy Opens It and Sucks Up the Cum in a Turkey Baster and Squirts it up his Ass Hole (Or if he's Dead, his Relatives Squirt it onto his Exhumed Skeleton !!) !!

I think that we have been So Blinded by the Allure of Bowser Porno that we have Completely Ignored the Potential Market we have in Donkey Kong Porno !!

Star Wars Episode 3 ends at the Gay Steel Mill from the Simpsons !!

I Think it's Pretty Obvious that the Most Common Use for "AI" in the Next Five Years is going to be Conservative Men wearing those Meta Glasses that will make their Wife look like Trump so they can get Sexually Aroused for the First Time in Decades !!

You would think the Second Brother would Move it Out of the Way after the First Brother Slipped on it !! What a Dip Shit !!

If Someone asks to see your Dick, you should Show them the Hole ONLY !! The Rest is for your Husband !!

I have Pioneered a New Marital Aid !! It is called the Shut-Fucker !! It is a Dildo that you Glue to a Door and then your Boy Friend Stands in the Doorway Bending Over and you Slam it Shut and it Butt-Fucks him !!

I have an Affliction where Sometimes I Double Over and Wrench Open my A.Cs and Let my Ass Howl at God !!

That's Also what it's Called when I Refuse to wear Condoms and Doug Las Refuses to get his Ass Hole Tested for STDs and then we Butt-Fuck !!

First Law of Spermodynamics: Whatever Enters an Ass will Eventually come Flying Back Out !!

Next Time you Suck Someone's Dick, Do it with a bunch of Crackers in your Mouth !! It is called a Chowder Bowl and it is Very Unpleasant for Both Parties !!

Never Judge a Butt by its Fucker !!

One Weird Old Trick for Committing Spermicide !! Asphyxiate them in "A Certain Type of Cave" !!

Earlier I told Curtis that if he Shoved Bass Guitar Strings up his Ass and Ripped them Out Really Fast it would be like those 1991 Ninja Turtles Toys with the Red Zip Cord Thing that made them Talk !! He said it Just Hurt a Lot but he DID Also say Cowabunga !!

When a Catholic Husband is "Knowing the Meat of" his Wife, he is Actually supposed to pretend he is Butt-Fucking Jesus or he will Go to Hell !! This is in the Bible !!

If you have Never worn a Condom, to Make Sure you Don't have a Latex Allergy, you should Suck Four or Five Random Guys' Dicks at the Grocery Store !! One of them might have been Wearing a Condom recently !!

Homer: A Bee bit my Pussy !! Now my Pussy's Big !!

We were doing Sick Jumps with Doug Las' Electric Scooter earlier and he did a Cool Kick Flip Thing and then a Snake bit Curtis' Mom in the Pussy !!

Doug Las and I are learning Capoeira and I was doing that Wind Mill Kick Shit long enough for my Ass Cheeks to experience enough Rotational Force that they Lengthened and Hardened into a Rigid Blade and I Used them to Slice Mr. Long More's Mailbox in Half !!

For a Second there I thought your Name was Chelsea Crinton !!

Imperfections are what makes Music sound Good to me though, so I Like those Shitty Instagram Bands !! Meanwhile, the AI sounds like they just Mashed a SM58 in a Big Pile of Bulldog Shit !!

I am Incensed that the Wisconsin Small Business Administration would Not Allow me to Register a Business with the name "Rockhard Bonersmokers LLC" !! It is an Aluminum Siding Business !! Every Single One of them has a Name like That !!