You gotta start with the most basic percussion instruments with cats. You cannot go straight to woodwind.
02.03.2026 20:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You gotta start with the most basic percussion instruments with cats. You cannot go straight to woodwind.
02.03.2026 20:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Very funny also to think I contacted his agent in order to commence an online relationship and post about it online
02.03.2026 19:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I mean
02.03.2026 19:51 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I did a “bit” a few years back where I was engaging with a scammer who claimed to be Russell Crowe and posting earnestly about our relationship and more than one person DM’ed me thinking I was in a real relationship with the real Russell Crowe and they had some message they wanted to send him
02.03.2026 19:49 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Am I too old for such an accessory ?
02.03.2026 19:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m working on it!!
02.03.2026 08:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mr farting
02.03.2026 08:46 — 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0If sweet disposition comes on and I don’t get into it then I’m experiencing a neurological event. They could have played it at my father’s graveside service and I’d have caught a vibe.
01.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Middle management dick
01.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When ghost riders in the sky comes on I get scared. That song is so scary.
01.03.2026 04:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is weird to ask, thanks
01.03.2026 04:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You don’t need to know that I had diarrhoea this morning which I did btw …
28.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Keep reminding myself I’m being chic and mysterious this year and I need to stop over sharing online
28.02.2026 21:29 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*voice shaking* oh cool
28.02.2026 09:44 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re never a fool for not knowing! Now you probably know more than me.
28.02.2026 08:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh wow!!!
28.02.2026 06:01 — 👍 30 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0He’s a currawong
28.02.2026 06:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2This isn’t a corvid!
28.02.2026 05:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They’re very funny guys
28.02.2026 04:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s a currawong
28.02.2026 03:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He’s a currawong
28.02.2026 01:52 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Oh. No thank you I have stuff on
27.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This young man is a currawong! A native Australian bird :)
27.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I actually wasn’t there when he was admitted so I shamefully don’t know but what I do know is he is well enough to go with a carer!!
27.02.2026 20:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s farts so much …
27.02.2026 09:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Well that can’t be good
27.02.2026 09:16 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0He’s good! A little skinny
27.02.2026 09:11 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Currawong
27.02.2026 09:11 — 👍 48 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Not that you give a fuck but here He Is
27.02.2026 06:14 — 👍 8297 🔁 2356 💬 181 📌 119No I left them for someone desperately in need
27.02.2026 02:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0