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@kelsie.bsky.social

Don’t do reddit on my page

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If sweet disposition comes on and I don’t get into it then I’m experiencing a neurological event. They could have played it at my father’s graveside service and I’d have caught a vibe.

01.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Middle management dick

01.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When ghost riders in the sky comes on I get scared. That song is so scary.

01.03.2026 04:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is weird to ask, thanks

01.03.2026 04:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You don’t need to know that I had diarrhoea this morning which I did btw …

28.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Keep reminding myself I’m being chic and mysterious this year and I need to stop over sharing online

28.02.2026 21:29 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*voice shaking* oh cool

28.02.2026 09:44 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re never a fool for not knowing! Now you probably know more than me.

28.02.2026 08:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh wow!!!

28.02.2026 06:01 — 👍 29    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

He’s a currawong

28.02.2026 06:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 2

This isn’t a corvid!

28.02.2026 05:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They’re very funny guys

28.02.2026 04:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s a currawong

28.02.2026 03:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He’s a currawong

28.02.2026 01:52 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Oh. No thank you I have stuff on

27.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This young man is a currawong! A native Australian bird :)

27.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I actually wasn’t there when he was admitted so I shamefully don’t know but what I do know is he is well enough to go with a carer!!

27.02.2026 20:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s farts so much …

27.02.2026 09:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Well that can’t be good

27.02.2026 09:16 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

He’s good! A little skinny

27.02.2026 09:11 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Currawong

27.02.2026 09:11 — 👍 48    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Not that you give a fuck but here He Is

27.02.2026 06:14 — 👍 8229    🔁 2334    💬 181    📌 119

No I left them for someone desperately in need

27.02.2026 02:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you follow me and the. Immediately go back and like everything I’ve posted in the last 6 months I assume you’re a sexual pervert and block .

27.02.2026 00:55 — 👍 22    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0
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Nice weather… FOR DUCKS!!!! Nah I’m just playin 🤣

26.02.2026 21:29 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

If I had been a hottie in highschool or had a harmonious childhood I think I’d be a lot less funny and a lot further up my own ass. So it’s good actually, and most importantly there are no lingering effects from feeling wholly inadequate for my entire life ,

26.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m beside myself with adoration

26.02.2026 09:59 — 👍 34    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uh yeah?

26.02.2026 07:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is an Imp Stan account now

26.02.2026 07:19 — 👍 40    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Cheese platter utensils. Genuine need only.

25.02.2026 09:44 — 👍 33    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0