kelsie

gogglebox showing three uninterrupted hours of a small dog eating two yorkshire women who had died of co2 poisoning

This is a work of art

Diarrhoea cramps at the ramen place and they’re playing Jeff Buckley also

Hat city baby

Uhh yeah it’s got sharks patented stain striker technology

Oh? This? It’s only the hottest new compact fabric cleaner on the market

Worst thing that can happen to anyone happened to me (accidentally touched a cat poo)

I’ve been scared by a big fat blue tongue chilling on the path more than once. Announce yourself please sir

Each one more delightful than the last

I’m probably a bit biased because I am that way inclined but I really just think they are the most wonderfully expressive little things and I love to sit at eye level and have a meeting with my lizard

I miss her

Well yeah but keep it to yourself

Don’t come around here with your erection. I will karate kick it into orbit.

Go away

bsky.app/profile/pant... I just want to try to live my life like a pants comic

😭

Work video I did went viral on Facebook and Debra is sending me, I’m sorry Debra.

Mute

Going to bed is one of the best things you can do can you believe it’s free

bsky.app/profile/pant...

He was not a great man, he was as perhaps not even a good man, but he did know a lot about tortoises

Tiny lizard man…….. he was in my bathroom

Ed from the tortoise keepers Facebook page who was in a bit of hot water for dming the female tortoise keepers a few years back has DIED. Rip Ed

Low effort costume

It’s easy and it’s free

Mute

Going out tonight are ya? Have a drink for me will ya… 15 years since I touched the stuff… suppose I don’t have anyone to stay sober for now, not since the accident

Way more liberal with the mute button on here than on twitter. One reply that I find mildly annoying and you’re going in to the quiet zone.

This is weird but me too

Yeah but they’re always going to be annoying