If i comment it’s three red hairs in a row haha hi guys
09.03.2026 00:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0If i comment it’s three red hairs in a row haha hi guys
09.03.2026 00:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0(messaging my group chat dedicated to andrew mountbatten-windsor) has anyone procured the latest photos of AMW?
08.03.2026 20:18 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Don’t repost my post and reword it to what you think is funnier I’ll find your address it won’t be hard
08.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me playing battlefield 1942
08.03.2026 08:45 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1
This is an ad for the Feliway Friends diffuser
08.03.2026 06:12 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0They let boys date each other now btw
08.03.2026 03:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thanks mummy
08.03.2026 03:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would let him leave me on read for 8 months and still triple text. I would let him make me a single mother.
08.03.2026 02:38 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Julian casablancas circa 2003 was engineered in a laboratory to be the perfect prototype of the kind of scumbag that would let destroy my life
08.03.2026 02:36 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My husband really loves his two budgies
07.03.2026 23:40 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He is going CRAZY
07.03.2026 11:20 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had to go eat seafood by the water and. Now I have to drink a very fancy margarita :(
07.03.2026 08:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Husbands love having birthdays
07.03.2026 07:53 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’m the princess of the day!!!!!!!
06.03.2026 00:12 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not in da freakin mood…….
05.03.2026 19:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can do anything in a Magna
05.03.2026 10:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0No I did
05.03.2026 10:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
When you walk in on the guinea pig owner trying to pry open the eye you tissue glued shut on purpose so as to give the impression of a peaceful death at their last viewing
05.03.2026 08:14 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I missed this I’m so sorry his name is Imp! And he has zero agression issues as you can see
05.03.2026 04:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Some really exciting news : he wearing a little hätte
04.03.2026 19:57 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I went to the gastrointestinal centre for excellence and they didn’t know you
03.03.2026 23:14 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Horrid farting boy I will have him stuffed and mounted on my mantle
03.03.2026 19:59 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can you believe this
03.03.2026 11:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Stupefied by his sheer beauty. What an incredible gift he is. If my job eventually kills me it will have been worth it to have saved him
03.03.2026 11:47 — 👍 65 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0Keep thinking about the scream as a rabbit passed an enormous kidney stone today and wanting to cry
03.03.2026 08:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You gotta start with the most basic percussion instruments with cats. You cannot go straight to woodwind.
02.03.2026 20:16 — 👍 40 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Very funny also to think I contacted his agent in order to commence an online relationship and post about it online
02.03.2026 19:57 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I mean
02.03.2026 19:51 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I did a “bit” a few years back where I was engaging with a scammer who claimed to be Russell Crowe and posting earnestly about our relationship and more than one person DM’ed me thinking I was in a real relationship with the real Russell Crowe and they had some message they wanted to send him
02.03.2026 19:49 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Am I too old for such an accessory ?
02.03.2026 19:46 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0