@halfref.bsky.social
Is there an easy way to watch the Ducks? I'm at work currently...
11.10.2025 22:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke
11.10.2025 20:49 β π 2806 π 519 π¬ 27 π 32I wonder what their water polo records are like...
11.10.2025 22:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope itβs painful when it happens.
I hope itβs lonely.
I hope itβs terrifying.
I hope it takes longer than that sort of thing usually does.
I donβt even have to explain what Iβm talking about.
To be fair, I did wonder the same thing.
11.10.2025 17:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0superb
11.10.2025 13:37 β π 569 π 101 π¬ 13 π 1Unlike peaches.
Which come in a can...
What the ever loving fuck do they think they're made out of??
11.10.2025 16:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Whoopsie!
11.10.2025 13:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Says the Giants fan...
11.10.2025 04:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Some weather we're having..."
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Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie
Meanwhile in #Portland
10.10.2025 13:33 β π 9043 π 2176 π¬ 56 π 41I like how the news will be like βwhile the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americansβ
10.10.2025 23:59 β π 10956 π 2232 π¬ 135 π 69MAGA and its agenda are *wildly* unpopular, and media are hugely out of touch for not saying so. Politicians who tap into this reality will thrive, and media outlets that reflect this truth will earn enormous audiences.
10.10.2025 23:53 β π 653 π 199 π¬ 9 π 6My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Lord give us the Democrats that Republicans warn us about.
10.10.2025 17:13 β π 2619 π 545 π¬ 60 π 13"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore
09.10.2025 21:00 β π 4330 π 1415 π¬ 24 π 44@mkurfis.bsky.social this seems in your wheelhouse
10.10.2025 14:38 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Extremely disappointing.
10.10.2025 14:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0He didn't win the Nobel peace prize??
Weird.
Any job can be a dream job if you have nightmares about work
10.10.2025 02:44 β π 488 π 77 π¬ 9 π 1ICE wasnβt prepared to face amphibious units.
10.10.2025 04:18 β π 779 π 87 π¬ 10 π 4I always find this dynamic weird. If you think the Pope is the Vicar of Christ and Godβs annointed representative on Earth, presumably you should stop complaining and follow his lead. If you donβt think thatβ¦ why are you Catholic?
10.10.2025 03:42 β π 218 π 33 π¬ 22 π 6The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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people say to me all the time mr president mr president please, will you eat this lindbergh baby, and i say no you're not al- well i'm allowed i could eat the baby maybe later i'll eat the baby but- baby, what an interesting word, baby, you never hear about babies anymore, unless you're eating them
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