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Making the simply ridiculous absolutely ludicrous

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Latest posts by zenrandom.bsky.social on Bluesky

I’ll let @maatlock.bsky.social take it from here! Don’t let the cacodemons get you down.

21.09.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@bhaalspawn.bsky.social @maatlock.bsky.social

We have a thing we're looking for, Tilly, maybe you can help.

19.09.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody wins then!

18.09.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It works on your skin or it works to sell more skincare… or didn’t work on both? 🀯

18.09.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of cartoon characters are standing in a line and one of them has the letter p on his shirt ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing in a line and one of them has the letter p on his shirt

Cool, and the obligatory response

03.09.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ChatGPT is the equivalent of bunch of highly intelligent and educated wombats in a trench coat who have been highly caffeinated and micro dosed on LSD laced with ecstasy.

14.08.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, the you’ll die and you’ll like it. I sit at the table in the tavern. Hah, the chair is trapped and the table is a mimic!

28.07.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, I see that you have something, I don’t know what it is, but you need to drop your already scheduled thing for my thing.

Nope

02.06.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do they not realize you have things to do? Those illithids aren’t going to kill themselves.

16.05.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@bhaalspawn.bsky.social how’s bg3 treating you

14.05.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A whole new era of β€œthink different”

13.05.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You wanna be where you can pee
The trees aren't all the same 🎢
You wanna be where nobody calls your name

05.05.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being a dog in the world today takes everything you got 🎢
Barking and growling at all your worries doesn't do jack squat
Wouldn't it be nice to get a way?
Somtimes you want to go
Where nobody calls your name
And the food aint all the same

05.05.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Today’s firewall requests must be back from the future.

25.04.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today’s firewall requests must save the cheerleader and save the world.

23.04.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is an impressive game, it deserves the hype. Enjoy!

22.04.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a huge fallout fan, have a pipboy as a clock on my desk.

My advice.. play all the bethesda games you want to play before bg3. Once you play bg3, you'll might be very disappointed in how little your decisions influence the world in bethesda games.

Going from bg3 to starfield was a letdown

22.04.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thats awesome!!!

22.04.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today’s firewall requests must be sent from where everybody knows your name.

22.04.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Todays firewall requests must be high speed, low drag

21.04.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a gray and white cat is being held in someone 's hands with the words nana na naaaa written on it . ALT: a gray and white cat is being held in someone 's hands with the words nana na naaaa written on it .
18.04.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Todays firewall requests must go na na na nananana nananana

18.04.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Todays firewall requests must be peaches and cream

17.04.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Todays firewall requests were recommended by several online firewall companies, so we'd like to offer a remote approval.

16.04.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Todays firewall requests must be internally consistent

15.04.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The morphine sulfate would help the cough. This seems to be made just to knock your ass out though.

15.04.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, paxlovid rebound is defintely a thing. Covid has returned, thankfully it's more like a cold now, but my nose wont stop running.

14.04.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh, obscene payment made to the IRS, but I can now forget about them for the year.

14.04.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Todays firewall requests must include an assortment of jelly beans

14.04.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Todays firewall requests must get back in bed and go back to sleep

11.04.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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