David Jones

Petty silver lining — I love that he doesn’t know Bari Weiss’s name.

Remember when there were no pharmaceutical ads? Those were the days (for having no pharmaceutical advertising).

Selfie of me wearing a backward cap for some reason and my wife on treetop trail this morning.

I was worried we’d missed the good foliage, but treetop trail at the Minnesota Zoo is still looking beautiful.

It took me way longer than I care to admit to realize it was crap.

It always feels like a cruel joke when that happens. If your pharmacy is a chain, I recommend calling around to some other locations and having your doc send a script if you luck out. So annoying that there are still shortages.

That would be disqualifying as well.

Ariel and me outside at the Armory last night

Cage the Elephant last night, Paul McCartney tonight. Have I mentioned how much I love living in the Twin Cities (I love it).

Schlapp and tickle, for sure

This sounded cute so I drew it

In that case, STOP USING TWITTER.

I am *very* excited to see Trump on currency in the not too distant future (due to natural causes, of course)!

Some of the most mall ninja shit i’ve ever seen.

Please pretend that I have hitherto gone my Dave Jones so that my spooky name works.

Do I switch my name to Dave Jones now so that I can be Grave Bones tomorrow?

Thank you for sharing

What about the Commander in Chief?

Would prefer the Monmouth College alumnus shoutout be under better circumstances.

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Is the new m.o. to put 2 bad games on Monday night instead of 1 good one?

The New Hork Times Charlie Kirk Killing Who Was Kirk? The Suspect Insig The Debate Style That Propelled Charlie Kirk's Movement A close read of some of Mr. Kirk's most viral exchanges shows an approach that was polished and skillful - if not always fair. The text above is accompanied by a split screen of several videos showing Kirk mid-debate.

Can’t find anything on the main page of @nytimes.com about the new Epstein Estate doc release. Apparently it’s more important that we appreciate Charlie Kirk’s (intellectually dishonest) craft.

Car dealership kid erasure!

Is the wild effect that they are repelled in horror?

It’s not like the median MAGA voter has coherent policy positions, either. Ffs, not even Trump has consistent policy positions. Why are we pretending that these 4chan murderers need to tick outdated Republican platform boxes to be considered right wing?

But taking positions just to be rude almost always aligns with being “anti-woke.” There’s no daylight between “the cruelty is the point” MAGA chuds and 4chan edgelords who are contrarian for attention. They are the same people.

There’s no way that filthy French illustrator didn’t know what they were doing.

I realize that I am biased, and that there’s some facts that are ambiguous Re ironic intent, but it’s *really* hard for me to accept that nihilistic 4chan edgelord ≠ right wing.

I realize that I am biased, and that there’s some facts that are ambiguous Re ironic intent, but it’s *really* hard for me to accept that nihilistic 4chan edgelord ≠ right wing.

@the ONION America's Finest News Source Wednesday, September 24, 2025 Menu Politics JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror Image Calls VP 'Loser' Right To His Face The reflection mocked the vice president for a full 10 minutes, berating him for being worthless and "always ruining everything."

"Stop telling your supporters that everybody who disagrees with you is a Nazi....[and start telling them that they are anti-Christian vermin linked to terroristic traitors in the Democrat Party who've been infected by the Soros-funded woke mind virus and are poisoning the blood of the country.]"

Block lists rule. I’ve been blissfully oblivious to pretty much all the annoying accounts even being here.