Just a friendly reminder from your local tenant's rights lawyer: in Minnesota your landlord can't make you shovel the walk (or do any sort of maintenance) unless they're directly compensating you for the work. Minn. Stat. § 504B.161, subd. 2.
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Didn’t he himself come out as gay? I am so confused.
Why wouldn’t they just dry dock it?
I’ll never forget that stupid haircut
If we can forgive Adam Sandler for continually making us weird bullies in every Happy Madison production, we can forgive you too.
Will it work to completely eliminate objective war reporting? No. But, it will almost certainly have a chilling effect on newsrooms.
Why does he say “would” and not “will”?
Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.
Meta Glasses: Made by creeps for creeps.
I love how Trump is like, “DEFEND THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ!!!!” And the Navy’s like, “nah, we’re not going to do that.”
iOS 26.3.1 is a revolutionary update in that it replaces every bug it fixes with a new, more annoying bug.
I know several ship captains with Master Unlimited licenses who have piloted the largest vessels on the oceans and they are—to the man—the most risk-adverse people on Earth. They are responsible for dozens of lives and hundreds of millions in assets. 0% chance any sail through Hormuz for a while.
Stiller using the nazi site sorta cancels out my goodwill on this one. Why lend your celebrity to Elon Musk, and for free?
I’ve involuntarily watched the Sgt.’s arm get broken from 3 different angles now, but god forbid someone lets a nipple slip on one of Zuckerberg’s sites.
We are not at war with Iran, although we have been for the last 50 years.
I boycott stores for petty reasons, like when the self-checkout forces you to “place items in the bagging area,” even though you already did. And after you pay, it keeps repeating, “please take your items,” WHILE YOU’RE TAKING YOUR ITEMS… #boycottHyVee
Bespoke suits with skinny trousers that ride up over their cowboy boots.
My sister rescued a new pom. He's inbred and his name is Sandwich
I doubt I will, it was clumsily written. I was just making a direct appeal to you to consider employing your humor for good rather than being rude to people who don’t deserve it. Muting you now. Toodles.
I know you’re joking, but you’re being disrespectful to legal journalism and their audience, which partly consists of the people who will eventually fix the things currently being broken.
It's genuinely insane that many of the newspaper columnists who cheered us into the war in Iraq are still employed at big legacy outlets cheering us into a new war with Iran.
hold on a second im still imagining. wow what a mess. still fathoming gimme a minute
“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me
Lifting is low key a great way for a slacker to get in shape. The whole objective is failure. You’re practically an expert before you begin.
Got to see Stavros Halkias from the front row last night. First time I’ve ever lost my voice from laughing before.
Kat Abughazaleh: "Democrats are still operating as if the only levers of power are legislation and votes and conversations behind closed doors. We need to talk seriously about general strikes about breaking quorum about exploiting parliamentary procedure."
No one ever talks about how tall Bugs Bunny is (for a rabbit).
So does the new presidential immunity extend to the vp? Let’s plan to prosecute this asshole?
