marty, preschool rockstar

Well. I made it as far as “Thank you very much.” Grabbed that remote before he could say another word. Donald could be reading a grocery list and his voice would still make me vomit.

Tiny Humans, Big World Preschool Rockstar · Album · 2025 · 10 songs

Oh hi. I did a thing last week. My album was released, and I would love y’all to give it a listen. A save. A share. Let me know what you think. open.spotify.com/album/7tNsoH...

Quick reminder that you will never remember any of the passwords you set. Nor will you remember where you stored them. Nor will you be able to tell if you typed something wrong or if you just forgot your password which you didn’t record anywhere.

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I’ve never cared less about so many opinions than I did last night and this morning.

It's been 97 days since Jefferson Griffin lost the election and he still refuses to concede. #ncpol

lol. I didn’t know why they were talking about drugs.

Shaboozy and the Nerds was my favorite commercial. I’m not going to eat that nastiness, but I liked his take on it’s a wonderful world and the colors were pretty.

We need a song for our Jesus ad.

How about Personal Jesus?

What’s it about?

No idea I just read the title.

Ok go with it.

I just can’t. I love him.

When your religion needs a PR boost, it might be time to rethink religion.

The horrors persist but so do--

wait, is that another horror? there are more horrors?

Anyhow like i was saying, the horrors persist but

HOLY SHIT MORE HORRORS? WTF MAN

Papa: What’s that car he’s standing on?
Papa: Who’s this guy?
Papa: What’s that? Samuel L Jackson?
Papa: This makes no sense at all.

To be fair, he says that last one every year.

Chris: Mahomes is on drugs
Papa: You’re on drugs
Chris: No I’m not.
Papa: Well I’m on drugs. Lots of them.

And now I’m crying.

You aren’t wrong. Just another reminder that the push is to save women’s breasts above saying their lives.

We are now watching the Super Bowl in Spanish. I don’t know why. It suddenly got so much better.

There is a Tom Robbins-sized hole in the world. Go eat your beets and laugh at the fascists, y'all.

Aw, shit. This hurts my heart.

West Virginia West Virginia
Land of homes we can buy
Mobile, Colonial, Farmhouse delights
If you’re lucky, your neighbor will be Jesco White.

Just showed the latest ‘HeGetsUs’ Super Bowl ad to Jesus and Johnny Cash and they’re both freaking PISSED.

Leave it to Nestle to make the most disgusting commercial I’ve ever seen. No tongues. No.

For a second there I was so sure that was going to be an ad selling West Virginia as the one state you can afford to actually buy a house

Kevin: Jesus has got a lot of commercials these days. And I don’t think he understands Depeche Mode.

More on John Denver
Papa: What did he do? Crash his plane?
Kevin: Yes. Died in a plane crash
Papa: John Travolta was a pilot too.
Kevin: He’s still alive. Still a pilot.

Kevin: Nobody remembers John Denver anymore
Papa: He hasn’t done anything in a long time. Put nothing out.
Kevin: That’s because he’s dead.

I'll always vote for a dog.

You left off "And looking fabulous!"

I'm so happy for my friend @staceypeasley.bsky.social She was glowing on the Grammy stage with @luckydiaz.bsky.social as Lucky Diaz and the Family Jam Band accepted the Grammy for Best Children's Album.

Congratulations!!!!!!!!