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this is very true.

a youraislopboresme.com "ai" image of a laptop tossed on a stormy sea. it's poetic.

screople

ah, common misperception - "uncultured swine" was the same founders' later attempt at a highly-pasteurized bacon delivery business. also unsuccessful.

oh my.

they ... were allowing that to prod without senior review before now?

a failed fruit-recycling startup from 2002. next question.

I love how many of these are "great until you're about 14 years old, otherwise sux"

Nabokov, on Lewis Carroll, "One would like to have filmed his picnics."

I think they have laws against this now.

a laptop in dock is safe,
but that's not what laptops are built for.

What I love about Reddit is that you get these wonderful glimpses into completely sealed epistemic chambers on the same site. If you dropped this screengrab on r/AskHistorians I think it might kill someone. Certainly it would cause several ulcers.

calling "nonstandard syntax" in literature a mistake "like a.i. used to make" is going to make me joker

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

lawyer randos are just walking into federal court and racking up Ws against the federal government lol gj everyone

if it is we are *so cooked*

One of the best things about America is that people of any religion (or none) belong here.

Prominent officials say Muslims aren’t?

Wrong. Totally wrong. The Founders and the Bill of Rights and the Statue of Liberty and tons of other great Americans say you’re badly wrong.

Freedom for all. Period.

at trial, yes.

in other contexts, it's often seen as rude.

this sounds like slang for a controlled substance in a weird video game.

draw me a mondrian in the style of Picasso, make it weird. the drawing DELIVERS.

this goofy site has improved its process and T&S features more since last Friday than Bluesky has in the last entire year.

two men standing at podiums with flags behind them and a sign that says ap on it ALT: two men standing at podiums with flags behind them and a sign that says ap on it

this take is Muntadhar al-Zaidi approved.

Turns out reading theory was an inordinate waste of theory and reading effort

If I had a dollar for every person who asks how defense attorneys sleep at night, I’d be able to pay my student loans. If I had a dollar for every person who asks how prosecutors sleep at night, I could maybe buy a pack of gum. Broken society.

Signage for "Excel Church"

"You know who else pivoted a table?"

A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

if you're transitioning does that mean you get a rude tag

"interim" concept too complex & word too big for your average skim-read&react bluesky hot take.

Exclusive | Trump tells The Post there’s no reason to panic over Iran war oil-price surge: ‘I have a plan for everything’ “I have a plan for everything, okay?” Trump said in a brief phone interview on the 10th day of the joint US-Israeli war with Iran.

My "there's no reason to panic" shirt is raising lots of questions answered by my shirt nypost.com/2026/03/09/u...

an archival copy of Farragut's Ball, a parody tune by J.E.V. on the U.S. Steamer Richmond

I assume it's something like this but with slightly more modern dance moves.