O Little Town of Fred-lehem 🎄🦇☠️💾✨️

dudes rock 🤙

kerning determined by cryptographically robust RNG.

bless microcenter for consistently stocking it.

otherwise yeah, you can buy a case from them directly though if you really need Too Much Heart Palpitations.

Designer Combines Papyrus and Comic Sans, The End Is Near Comic Sans and Papyrus, two font names that are like nails on a chalkboard to designers. The only thing that could potentially top seeing these two

further reading, for the typeface masochists:

creativemarket.com/blog/designe...

an alphabet and number sampler of Comic Papyrus, the very worst font.

when they make me Secretary of State, I'm changing the official font to Comic Papyrus, just for the thrill of it.

it's still around, fwiw.

this is perhaps the silliest reason anyone's made an aesthetically correct typeface decision.

fellas, is it woke to sans serif typeface?

I see no potential problems with this approach, should go great

A crime most Maryland.

well that's gonna be a fun chain-of-custody suppression motion.

HOT NEW STYLEGUIDE ENTRY JUST DROPPED

happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now

I guess it's nice to know that they're both bad about this.

they did this with the transit card rollout in NYC too.

Except somehow even worse: it doesn't even have the decency to say "low balance" or "out of funds" or such, but just "travel not authorized" or something much more vague & ominous, if you swipe without sufficient fare.

but what if that makes transit *too* functional and convenient?

pedantry win.

Is that good

implies a rapid internal domestication process.

cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/t...

the Moon was a ghostly galleon toss'd upon stormy seas

“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a robot taxi flashing its hazards at another robot taxi – for ever.”

I was wondering if that was what you meant, or if "L1s" was some architecture lingo

is this blaseball?

>get prompted to verify I'm over 16 to use the internet
>ask if they'll be verifying my age, or my identity
>government doesn't understand
>pull out a chart explaining that my age and my identity are two different things
>"It's age verification, for safety, ma'am!"
>try to log in
>"upload legal ID"

Antistatic straps are for cowards. If you are fearless and pure of heart the electricity can tell and it will leave you and your PC unharmed

it intensely angers me every time I open a book PDF in Acrobat and the software reminds me that I’m reading a Long Document and gee, wouldn’t I prefer a summary instead

I am not a first grade child who requires the easy-reader version of big kid books, demon machine

incredibly overpowered.
hope nobody ever drops it point-down.

a late friend of mine called this sort of egregious roundabout verbosity an "attack on your resources" and I've loved that framing ever since.