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T. Greg Doucette

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In-House Counsel @ BigTech. Ex-"Computers Guy," then decade litigating 1A in NC+TX. Servant to two cats (and a dog and a wife). Armchair Philanthropist. (@greg_doucette on ExTwitter)

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The KUSK Lawyer Voltron was a thing of beauty

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04.08.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That and the Threadnought πŸ˜‚

04.08.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the attorneys I hired for my old law practice was via BlackTwitter

Had in-depth convos there with several of my friends from undergrad who've since passed away

And of course raised a boatload of money for local charities

04.08.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Often. Sad af tbh

04.08.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

The family says that ICE is wrong about what seems to be an alleged visa overstay. They say she was in valid status. Without knowing more, I can’t know or say which party is correct.

But crucially, the detention is a totally separate issue, as is the question of ER. She has a right to a judge.

04.08.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

… whether (1) ICE has decided to do something *really* illegal and start trying to use Expedited Removal on visa overstays, (2) whether ICE has decided to start detaining more respondents in immigration court than just recent migrants under Biden, or (3) there are still key details missing.

04.08.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

… reporting is even murkier. Tricia McLaughlin, the DHS spokeswoman, claimed in a statement that she was put into expedited removal. But that would be incredibly illegal, if in fact they are alleging visa overstay.

I can fully believe that she’s wrong; she has been many times. So it’s unclear …

04.08.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This article is extremely murky on legal details. From what I have read, she was already in removal proceedings (unclear when initiated) on allegations of overstaying a dependent visa. After receiving a continuance, ICE detained her, like they’ve been doing for many recent migrants. But after that…

04.08.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 193    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Without regard to the coming CA redistricting, the β€œtwo wrongs don’t make a right” crowd is of course surfacing.

To which I say: I DON’T WANT TO LIVE IN RUSSIA.

If you want to live in Russia & be β€œright,” I can’t help you.

REDISTRICT NOW! THEN OUTLAW GERRYMANDERING!!!

03.08.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2248    πŸ” 429    πŸ’¬ 135    πŸ“Œ 39

β€œI would rather secede from the union than countergerrymander”

If this guy doesn’t have the guts to draw some lines on a map in a way that benefits him he doesn’t have the guts to do what’s necessary for an independent California.

03.08.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 631    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 6
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β€˜They roll right over’: Many Democrats call their party weak and ineffective, AP-NORC poll finds A poll from The Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research finds that many Democrats see their political party as β€œweak” or β€œineffective.”

This shouldn’t be surprising. The only way to fight back is to… actually fight back.

If Democrats want to improve their approval rating (or far more importantly, make actual change), we need real leadership to put up real resistance to authoritarianism.
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03.08.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5904    πŸ” 1379    πŸ’¬ 314    πŸ“Œ 106

β€œbut he was legitimately elected”

yes he was, and he immediately followed it up by committing a lot of crimes and otherwise attempting to destroy our entire system of government and replace it with autocracy

just because people made a mistake doesn’t mean we can’t fix it

03.08.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3022    πŸ” 532    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 23

For us it's deer, a very determined raccoon, and a couple nights ago our first possum

03.08.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Out on my nightly walk, passed a mama deer with her two deer-babies 😍

03.08.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Bracketing the big bucket of gender here, "LARPs of dead cultures" has been the essence of tourism since at least ancient Romans going to Egypt to gawk at the pyramids.

03.08.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 197    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's called MyFitnessPal -- started using it back in law school for weight tracking and calorie counting

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03.08.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Building new LLMs isn't the issue IMO, it's servicing the compute for all the end users

Not too worried about a datacenter bubble tbh. The compute will still get used, even if LLMs disappeared tomorrow

03.08.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œcheck out all the dildo prop bets below” is a phrase that may stay with me for some time

03.08.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 224    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1

Cool! Huge change, well done!

03.08.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the median American voter has no coherent politics, part MCXVII

02.08.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1747    πŸ” 212    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 3

Donald Trump is shit.
Republicans in Congress are shit.
The Republicans in the SCt. are shit.
Republican voters are shit.
Flush them all.

03.08.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Democratic senators should ignore GOP attacks over not confirming Trump's nominees, and instead go on the offensive: Attack Republican senators for not voting to release the Epstein files. And urge voters to go to Republican senators' town halls or find them elsewhere to challenge them on this.

03.08.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1901    πŸ” 479    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 21

This is my hope for Texas. Cut the margins so it's a bunch of R+5s, then somehow give us a D+15 electorate

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03.08.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yep, 100%. Friend of mine said "you can't outrun the fork"

Annoyance is that my diet hasn't changed all that much versus a year ago, and a year ago I lost 40lbs in 16 weeks 🫠

03.08.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A Calvin & Hobbes comic strip from the 80s, where Calvin is jumping out of bed and talking to Hobbes, saying "I love Saturdays! Every Saturday, I get up at six and eat there bowls of crunchy sugar bombs. Then I watch cartoons till noon, and I'm incoherent and hyperactive the rest of the day." Hobbes asks him, "Does it work?" and Calvin replies, "No brothers or sisters SO far!"

A Calvin & Hobbes comic strip from the 80s, where Calvin is jumping out of bed and talking to Hobbes, saying "I love Saturdays! Every Saturday, I get up at six and eat there bowls of crunchy sugar bombs. Then I watch cartoons till noon, and I'm incoherent and hyperactive the rest of the day." Hobbes asks him, "Does it work?" and Calvin replies, "No brothers or sisters SO far!"

My parents had this on the refrigerator for YEARS. Decades. It was there even as the paper yellowed, curled, and started to crumble.

Fun fact: I'm an only child.

02.08.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 854    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 3
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'I realized not being home is the best thing I could do for my family' is a hilarious thing to say out loud

02.08.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 862    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 2

My guess is we hit it within a year. Demand for compute is still wildly higher than supply, which offsets some of the concern over higher construction costs. Offices, OTOH, don't have as strong an incentive

03.08.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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Timeline cleanse: Insta video of Allen Dershowitz being told by Martha's Vineyard police to stop harassing vendors or be charged with trespassing after three different sellers refused him service. 1/3

www.instagram.com/reel/DMvVG1S...

02.08.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 16101    πŸ” 3640    πŸ’¬ 1889    πŸ“Œ 1074

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