T. Greg Doucette

Reminder: You can watch the DOGE bro depos on YouTube!

(I’ve seen a lot of clips compiled by news orgs, but some of them don’t link to the full videos.)

You can't make deals if everyone knows you reneg on deals.

Republicans, when talking about war and absolutely nothing else.

I'm best known for making fun of Cabbage Patch Dolls on VH1 and I knew they were going to fucking close the strait.

the pitt should introduce a character exhibiting symptoms of delirium who won't stop yelling that everyone in the hospital is in a tv show

i think that it is plainly obvious that we should bankrupt Palantir on day one by cutting all of its contracts and declaring it a supply chain risk.

Literal LOL 😂😂

Congratulations to Eric.

No Democrat should be talking about tax cuts. They should be talking about executing Elon Musk for treason and seizing every dollar he has.

As someone who went on the Internet for the first time in the early 90’s, I fucking loved the Internet. It has given so many things in life, and afforded me so many incredible experiences.

And to see it, and technology in general where they are today is kinda soul crushing.

The position “American shuls are presumed valid targets unless they proactively disavow Israel” is as wrong as “American Muslims need to proactively disavow Islamist violence to be considered good, loyal Americans.” Both are racist, and both are wrong.

"The Trial" was so prescient it's f*cking eerie.

Dude had issues 😂

JTDC

somehow, unironically: just want him back

who even thinks of this shit

what is wrong with these people

'a marshall plan for the federal government' yes you have my attention

'cost of living exemption for taxes for people making' oh no

'under $50 million' what the fuck

she started off so well AOC please don't let me down too

i would like to have people take war seriously

Its funny how much we agonized over Irans ability to wage asymmetric warfare and then our idiot on chief just said “shaheds are only hard to deal with because of DEI”

we should deploy hegseth to do pushups at them

win-win situation for everyone

You clearly have not worked in the tech industry -- because that post definitely fooled me 🫣

Desperately calling "Why won't you insure the ships filled with flammables that have to go through the bombing gauntlet!"

Also tough sell to a tanker owner for a ship that isn't exactly built in a day "Hey man, it's insured!"

Tougher sell to the crew.

The core problem is that literally 50% of the water is diverted to make comically tiny profits of, like, a few hundred million dollars, so trillions of actual economic activity gets held hostage by some clown who bought land in 1872. Put a market price on water and the problem is instantly fixed.

Modern Republicanism is making up a thing to be scared about and then using that as the basis for policy

In a dark way it is funny the thing that ball knowers all predicted would happen in a hypothetical defense of Taiwan is happening in a idiotic war of choice that hasn’t accomplished anything of strategic value

Guess you can just fund the shit out of the state department and hope Xi keeps purging the PLA every other year

Idk how a future D administration fixes this tbh

Who did this

the way it seems right now, irans goal is to destroy our economy and our goal is to provide footage for dank memes the administration can post so edgelords will think theyre cool