Scrimblobber

For better or worse, it IS pretty much what modern Playstation is. For as cool as it is to see how deep the cameo bots can go, it's also kinda saddening how many subtle ways this game will only remind you that all the cool stuff is in the past and the present is... what it now is.

This is why I had to put on one of my profiles "Please don't DM me just to say hi." I've gone through the "hi" "how are you" "fine" "good" pattern so many times, can we just get to the point and not waste both of our time? (Also hoping the person actually DOES have a point.)

But is it about fucking time?

taller than wide, I cannot abide
wider than tall, THAT is the call

Man I miss this series. Also took me a minute to notice the other girls in the back, oh god.

Maybe cats are just meant to be fed like this, and she's doing just fine!

The girls are pretty good pickings this game, but Jacinthe has kinda stolen the show for me.

As another Disgaea fan, I will eagerly vouch for stuff with its characters, and will answer any questions (if they pertain to any characters from earlier games at least)

Butt's usually fine with me too, but I'll never fall for rump or tush.

Oh yeah, I think I blocked that one out of memory.

Hi.

What a peak figure...!

God

Well, writing in my case, but yes. (And sometimes it's a character who has plenty, but I just have a nasty brainrot that still demands more.)

Susie is actually a heavyweight rider. Launch off a jump ramp to deploy propellers in mid-air and float! #KirbyAirRiders

I don't know, it just happens, and I wish I could have any amount of control over when it happens.

Do Witch or Feli from Puyo Puyo count?

See blob. Life good.

Several times.

Boo balloons ough

Can confirm, it's how we got monobutts to be more of a thing.

What if Navi tried flying through this, but she's a big fat glow blob.

Maybe Ahri from League of Legends or Shirakami Fubuki from Hololive

You're right that they don't usually double on weapon types like that, but they also don't really keep them locked to their default weapon types either. (In fact they make them a different weapon type from normal more often)

For other games, Ilyana's a pretty easy pick too, and we could always go the easy and lazy way and just slap Lyn, Camilla, Lucina, or Edelgard in one of these just because. Lysithea and Hilda both kinda lend themselves to different angles of fatassery as well.

If keeping with the earlier suggested SoV+Engage focus, I might suggest Timerra, Mae, Chloe, and Celine+Celica for the banner and maybe Faye or Clair for a Tempest Trial reward. (Faye could be just trying to get fatter than Celica for Alm's attention, or Clair could be just an easily spoiled girl.)

Imagine if Alcremie became trendy globally only for everyone to turn back on it once it became apparent how dangerous they are to your weight... and then some fool tries to start an adoption program for all the abandoned Alcremie, haha (totally didn't write a silly about this very thing)

Thanks, I really tried to make those bad.

As bad as what a Snorlax is willing to eat.

Snorlax? More like a Munchlax.
Maybe could be a More-lax.
Girl COULD be eatin' like a Snorlax.
Is she a Snorlax? Cuz she's been hittin' the Leftovers hard.
A Snorlax walks into a bar. The bar's entrance is now blockaded.
You know who's like a Snorlax? Her mom!