El Zo-campo-lo ftw
ironic that petroleum-based lubes are contraindicated with barrier methods ...
hoping for a "take no prisoner" statement win in Spokane next week!
very presidential kit
out of a brace and into a brace, as it were
can't think of him without thinking of this 2005 banger from @theonion.com
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the 400 mile route bypasses them, but unfortunately means that counting tractor trailers they'd have to be 21 rigs wide, bumper to bumper and hub to hub for those 400 miles to transport just the VLCCs' oil alone
a 60 yard wide, 400 mile long flammable convoy? i see no potential downsides
Oh, there are 60 VLCCs that want to go through?
No problem, we've got 600,000 tankers just lined up and ready to go in a (does maths) 5681 mile convoy not counting trailers
That’s about a 400 mile route, so we'll just run them 14 lanes wide on a 4 lane road nbd
VLCC is most common in Hormuz so a mere 10,000 tankers per ship oughta cover it!
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typing this on a phone ... well i touch this screen ... they take special hardened glass ... they melt, um, sand and other stuff ... ok idk what the other stuff is but they melt it in a big metal pot i think ... um, they use science to make the other stuff? ... ah, fuck if i know!
that, señor, is what i'm increasingly realizing is true about absolutely everything
all you have to do is start asking "and how do you make that?" after each noun for a man-made thing, and it doesn't take long to get to "i don't have a fucking clue"
speaking of Clint, happy birthday señor, hope you catch a big fish today
"Flat White Derek" sounds like body shaming a lack of booty so it's a good thing you go this route!
fortunately i know her stuff well enough to know that when it's wrasslin' time my feed will have a flurry of updates including plenty of Sethyonce love
yeah she's a great follow
been on Team @thotzekage.bsky.social since the twitter days
a classic that has lives rent free in my head every since it dropped
ibid, your honor
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I still instinctively read every Oba post i see (about Oba Femi in the WWE) as being about Obafemi Martins before my brain catches up
idk, i've had intermittent success with the first one. i've had zero success with the second
Post your favorite lord of the rings character. Wrong answers only.
you win by deleting it
irony died when they wrote this copy, but the lack of self-awareness reincarnated it
let him cook!
let him cook!
KKR with the #ObaFlips
if they did nothing but Thai guisados i'd be booking a flight already lol
(CDMX pictured)
normally i prefer MLS's local broadcast audio for local knowledge, but it turns out my aversion to hearing Roldan rhyme with "Dan" is stronger
(which is befuddling since he says other spanish names reasonably correctly - did he get a weird phonetics sheet for the Roldans?)
as kids we went on a 3d field trip to the Marin Headlands (other side of the Golden Gate Bridge from San Francisco) w/o any electronics. our group's nature guide pointed out the turkey vultures and said we could brag we got to watch "black and white TVs"
i still think of that line at every mention
y los bigotes?
