Samson "Certified Professional Gamer" Hunk

Samson "Certified Professional Gamer" Hunk

@samsonhunk.bsky.social

Game dev (Programmer). Working on Forest of Deceit: https://bsky.app/profile/ghost.camp

166 Followers 126 Following 118 Posts Joined Oct 2024
1 week ago

Surprised myself that there was only 1 fighting game on the list

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1 week ago

I could challenge the whims of fate and come out victorious imo

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3 months ago

If reality is my perception of it. This universe has an annoying lack of my keys in it.

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3 months ago

Idk what's up with the world rn, I'm getting weaker and my food tastes funny and my trusted vizier keeps rubbing his hands together with glee whenever I drink from my personal goblet of wine

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3 months ago

You know you look a little worse for wear when even windows hello cannot recognise you

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3 months ago

Real?

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3 months ago

The problem with video games today is that they don't cater specifically to me. Society would be fixed if they made a lupin iii game with the budget of the last of us.

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3 months ago

All I want to point out is that the first time I've had actual salt posted to my steam profile is when I started playing tekken 8

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3 months ago

This but with lupin iii

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3 months ago

Scissor mains malding when I hit them with 500 papers

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4 months ago

I'd actually be able to survive the thing from The Thing (John Carpenter) cus no-one can match my freak

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5 months ago
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Spoilers for the 30th

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6 months ago

Only good thing about spiderman mtg set is that it's now possible to make a deck themed around "guys who live in new York,"

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6 months ago

I think umamusume would be improved if when the horse girls break their legs you have to put them down.

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7 months ago

My mum didn't let me play it cus the guy on the splash was smoking a cigarette

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7 months ago
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mario bosses when you hit them twice

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7 months ago

You think you're smart, huh? A wise guy? An intelligent dude?? A thinky stinky? A know-it-allerino? A smartypants? A thoughtcel????

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8 months ago

Dropping my phone onto my face enough to flatten my head like a pancake

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8 months ago

Superman better not soften me up to superhero films again I like it here on this soapbox

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8 months ago

Went same as last time in sf6 but did 1 win better in strive!! #edinbrawl

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8 months ago
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Emotional support animal

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8 months ago

Time to get absolutely bodied in #edinbrawl

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8 months ago

I'm just gonna win, even if I lose

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8 months ago

Is it garfeldian to wish someone has a happy Monday?

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8 months ago

I'm losing the fight against flowers. (Hayfever)

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8 months ago

The problem with gaming is that nothing can compare to the best game ever made. (Spore 2008)

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8 months ago

Ur right I need deadpool to cyberbully me

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8 months ago

Fighting game mechanic were whenever you drop a combo your character looks towards the screen and snickers a little

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9 months ago

Time for you to play sf 6!!!

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9 months ago

Deep passionate pissing (with tounge)

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