Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody)

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//Why are gifs on Pinterest not working anymore? 😢

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//Sorry to hear about your situation. I didn’t know. I swear.

//Not a lot of people active on the weekends, huh?

“The November chills mean nothing to me. I suppose that’s good news for you given my… choice of garments. Makes me irresistible, doesn’t it?”

#SeductiveSunday

“Am I seeing… Christmas decorations in stores? & Christmas television commercials? In early November? Yet 𝘐’𝘮 the weird one for biting people.”

+ of it, maybe you /are/ the vampire I’ve been looking for. After all, you’re the one who turned Louis in the first place, spending so many years together. You two were, what, soulmates? Perhaps you can tell me your side of the story.”

+ Besides, it’d be pointless for me to make friends with my dinner.”

"Civilized"? Please. Jerry can play the act in front of humans to an extent, yet he’s clearly anything but. & he can see right through Lestat that he’s just about the same. The book described him as such, too.

"Hm. Come to think+

Jerry already knew that killing Lestat would be impossible. That’s why he never planned to. Harming him until he’s at the brink of death would send a message, but he’s well aware of how strong & powerful the blond vampire is. That’ll be his last resort.

“I hunt every night. Seclusion is key. +

//Would be funny to have one more follower so I can have the same numbers in reverse.

+ panicked relief once she hears Carrie’s voice again.

“I’m in here. Th— The last one on the left. Get me out of here. Please hurry!”

+ for a peep hole on each door. They’re all appeared to be self-built with all the drywall, as in not originally part of the house. No other house in the entire neighborhood has something like this. None.

All the doors are unlocked except for one on the far left. It’s the woman, breathing in a +

+ Carrie had no other choice but to hide. The closet has a false wall that leads to a small hallway. It’s all grey, with one light at the end for the whole thing. There are at least six doors each with a tiny room, almost like dressing rooms in a department store, only with nothing in them, except +

+ filled with uniforms: Police, delivery, other emergency responders. Carrie has never seen Jerry wear any of them before. Not that she’s aware of, anyway.

Suddenly, from below, the garage door opens. The sound of tires returns on the asphalt. Another door opens & then closes, & Jerry is inside. +

The room Carrie entered in is clearly made for a home office, yet it contains some sort of altar with used candles & an ancient tapestry hung on the wall with a medieval crest on it. It’s hard to identify what it exactly is. By far, it’s the only room in the house that feels lived in. The closet is+

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Spooky season might’ve ended for the humans. But the vampire’s reign of terror continues all year long.

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Hate when the morning comes
It's light that I'm running from
Can't fly too close to the sun
That's why I'm nocturnal

"I don't need your help!"

a blind witch from A Discovery of Witches

sees folks via their energy/magic

weaver - maker of spells

fiercely independent

sassy

into the #TARDIS

+ second floor! Th— There’s a secret room behind the closet. I’m locked in one of the rooms. You have to go upstairs. Please hurry!”

The woman heard Carrie from below, gasping in relief over the glimmer of hope. She hasn’t been here that long, so she considers herself lucky that someone was able to rescue her right away. Though she’s uncertain how long it will last before Jerry inevitably returns.

“Yes! Oh, my God. I’m on the +

+ Louis is, & you won’t have to worry about this being your final tour.”

+ enjoy the attention.”

His eyes glimpse at the gifts on a nearby table. There was at least one date last week that brought him the same bottle of wine that was presented here. Kitschy name & all. Still tasted good— the date, not the wine.

“Already had one. Didn’t care for it. Just tell me where +

Now this rockstar is irritating him. That must be intentional, given how close he & Louis were. Jerry couldn’t care less, therefore, he will keep digging.

“Then you know very well that he had a very private life. & so did I; up until recently, anyway. So you also must know that not all vampires +