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Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution

Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution

Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous recovery model. “We must cut through the red tape bogging down what could be a far more efficient AA,” said Hegseth, who slammed the 12-step program as […]

“We must cut through the red tape bogging down what could be a far more efficient AA,” said Pete Hegseth
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A tweet from user @delsalcott features a screenshot of a reporting interface. The interface asks, "What issue do you want to report about Gulf of America?" with the option "Name is wrong" selected. Other options include "Location on map is wrong" and "Something else." The tweet's caption reads, "About to be insufferable," implying the user is about to correct the incorrect name, as "Gulf of America" is not a real geographic term (likely referring to the Gulf of Mexico).

Please continue to report.

Love it.😄🤣😄

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More of this, America.

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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REPEAT AFTER ME:

NOBODY VOTED FOR ELON MUSK

PASS IT ON.

He is a monstrous gasbag of depravity. As ruthless as he is cunning, Trump lusts for power & has a talent for manipulating others by exploiting their weaknesses. Cruelty, greed, sadism & hedonism are his guiding “principles.” This orange-hued cocksucker is the essence of evil in human form #Shitler

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Alright, who did this? 😜

Pretty please…

I wonder if MTG will display those in a congressional hearing.

It’s a food like product

good times

YouTube video by The Onion Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay

Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay | Onion News Network

As long as the conversation is only friendly, don’t want anything else.

All churches should be taxed. Repost if you agree.

I think Hannibal Lecter was a actual doctor in the books.