Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life

Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/

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Good Question: Where does the money made at Gatton Park’s Boxcar Cafe go? https://www.wkyt.com/2025/10/22/good-question-where-does-money-made-gatton-parks-boxcar-cafe-go/

Former NY state trooper sentenced to 6 months in jail for faking his own shooting A former New York state trooper who shot himself, then falsely claimed he was wounded by an unknown gunman on a Long Island highway, sparking a regionwide search, was sentenced to six months in jail o...

Former NY state trooper sentenced to 6 months in jail for faking his own shooting

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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe ATLANTA—Saying the novelty decoration would add the perfect touch to Halloween yard displays, the Home Depot announced Friday it had begun selling a new 12-foot-tall Willem Dafoe in stores nationwide....

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Beshear finds money for Kentucky’s senior meal programs amid legislative pressure After public outcry and pressure from lawmakers, Gov. Andy Beshear’s administration found the funding to support senior meal programs across the state.

After public outcry and pressure from lawmakers, Gov. Andy Beshear’s administration found the funding to support senior meal programs across the state. www.lpm.org/news/2025-10...

I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard

4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A severed head floating in a jar says, "I used to complain..." Panel 2: The severed head continues, "...but nowadays being a severed head in a jar ain't so bad." Panel 3: A scientist excitedly announces, "Quick! There's a new pizza-flavored MEGA-Donut at the Dunk'n Hunk!" The severed head looks surprised and eager. Panel 4: The scientist runs out of the room. The severed head says, "Aw... crap," realizing it can't walk.

We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative

#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.

Why gold is having its best year since 1979 The price of gold hit $4,000 per ounce for the first time ever. It's a bad sign for the U.S. economy

The price of gold hit $4,000 per ounce for the first time ever. It's a bad sign for the U.S. economy n.pr/4mYSvqy

Dozens of Bob Ross paintings will be auctioned to help public TV after funding cuts Thirty of Ross' trademark landscapes will be sold at a series of auctions starting in November. He painted many of them live on The Joy of Painting, which started airing on PBS in the 1980s.

Thirty of Ross' trademark landscapes will be sold at a series of auctions starting in November. He painted many of them live on The Joy of Painting, which started airing on PBS in the 1980s. n.pr/474wJvJ

#OtD 8 Oct 1978 the fascist National Front's Sunday League football team, the Lillywhites, were turned over (literally) as the Luton box van they were using as a changing room was attacked and rolled over by members of the anti-fascist Manchester Squad stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1085...

Detective Conan: The Bride of Halloween, 2 More Detective Conan Films Stream on YouTube Over Next 3 Saturdays Special episode "Night of the Full Moon Dual Mystery" streams on Wednesday

Detective Conan's 2 1/2 hour special episode "Night of the Full Moon Dual Mystery" ships in the spooks tonight on YouTube!

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The sheriff's office has been using millions of taxpayer dollars for things unrelated to the case like car washes and office renovations, then using those expenses to claim it's "too expensive" to enact court-ordered reforms.

It's not the reforms that are expensive — it's the police's misconduct.

Our 2007 class action lawsuit found the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office engaged in widespread racially discriminatory policing practices and immigration enforcement in Arizona.

Now, a new report revealed the department has deceived the public by inflating their costs of complying with the ruling.

Adelita Grijalva won her election fair and square.

Now House Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing to swear her in because she would be the final signature to release the Epstein files.

Mr. Speaker, respect democracy. Obey the law. Swear Representative Grijalva in immediately.

Global renewable power generation has surpassed coal for the first time, according to new data from the energy think tank Ember.
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Former sheriff accused of spending $17,000 in taxpayer money on cigarettes, App Store games and Chick-fil-a A former sheriff is accused of using taxpayer funds for cigarettes, Chick-fil-a, Fuddrucker's and App Store games.

A former sheriff is accused of using taxpayer funds for cigarettes, Chick-fil-a, Fuddrucker's and App Store games.

As Chicago braces for possible deployment of federal troops, ICE agents conducted a high-profile raid on a residential building.

Chicagoans have not “heard any justification or rationalization for why it was that they needed this kind of overwhelming force,” says Ed Yohnka with ACLU Illinois.

One-Punch Man Season 3 Anime Reveals 2nd Promo Video New season debuts on October 5, with overall anime's 25th episode debuting on October 12

One-Punch Man S3 has revealed a new promo video before its October 5 debut that previews JAM Project and BABYMETAL's opening theme.

Welp, had to cave in and go to the ER for Millennial stomach troubles. It was awful, not the ER, the stomach troubles. I was treated really well and I have some good meds for this going forward. The POTS, FND, IBS combo is a fucked up one. Def one of the most painful days of my life.

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

Amazon is now integrating betting platform FanDuel directly into Amazon Prime.

Bettors will be able to link their FanDuel accounts to their Prime profiles and see how their NBA wagers are playing out in real time, according to Amazon’s latest announcement.

Are you a natural blond? We’re all born bald, and we’ll all die bald.

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White House unveils ‘TrumpRx’ medicine-buying website, announces deal with Pfizer The White House will unveil a medicine-buying website called "TrumpRx" and a new deal with Pfizer.

White House unveils ‘TrumpRx’ medicine-buying website, announces deal with Pfizer https://www.wkyt.com/2025/09/30/white-house-unveil-trumprx-medicine-buying-website/